Chapter 20: A Disappointing End
"That oneās a half-wildling, a half-goblināof course theyāre up to no good!"
"Maybe helping with the treatment was just a way to cover their tracks."
"I still think theyāre the ones who tipped off the banditsā¦"
"I told you, thatās not it!"
"Um⦠may I say something?"
The brown-haired guy kept insisting we were the culprits, while the caravan leader suspected I was secretly in league with the bandits. Ereki-san raged on about finding the traitor, and Master kept defending me, saying they had it wrong.
Meanwhile, my shameless female companions were squeaking and whispering about how wild it was to do it outdoors, how unfair it was that I got to go first. Just as the chaos reached a fever pitch, a clear voice cut through it all.
It was the priestess of the adventurer duo who had joined usāthe kind-looking young man and his adorably sweet priestess partner. Glancing at me now and then, she cautiously voiced her opinion.
"Um⦠are we even sure this child is a half-goblin? I mean, she looks way too clean and cute for that, and sheās so well-behaved⦠More importantly, goblins canāt use magic."
I couldn't decide if I should thank her for the nice save or scold her for saying too much.
Her support wasnāt exactly a plusāit could backfire. If the wrong people figured out what I really am, itād be bad. Even if owning slaves is technically protected by law, if someone powerful wants you, they can twist that law however they like.
"Now that you mention itā¦"
"But if not a goblin, then what is she?"
The discussion about traitors vanished somewhere along the way, and now everyone was staring openly at meāparticularly at my ears poking out from under the cloak. Not many races have pointed ears. Besides the well-known elves, only dwarves and goblins come to mindābut neither of those can use magic.
"ā¦No way. Could she be an elf?"
"Donāt be ridiculous. Elves went extinct ages ago."
A member of the caravan murmured, and the whisper alone rippled unease across the group. Ugh, I didnāt think Iād get exposed this easily⦠but yeah, once the information lines up, it all falls apart fast.
For the record, I only managed to fool the slave trader thanks to a former adventurer lady in the next cell, who gave me this advice: āPretend to be a crude goblin until you find someone you can actually trust.ā
She was really good to the younger slavesākind and dependable. Thatās probably why, as a warning to the rest of us, they used her as live bait for a monster show and then⦠yeah, she ended up literally eaten.
Looking back, that was the moment I truly broke as a slave. That image is burned into my brain. Compared to something like that, selling out a bit of my pride as a man, being treated like a cute girl by Master⦠honestly, itās nothing. Really.
Though lately, Iāve been slacking a bit thanks to how sweet Master is.
"Could she be⦠like, half-elf?"
"Even thenā¦"
The caravaners and some adventurers now had gold coins in their eyes. So easy to read. Just yesterday everything was fine, and now this. Really shows how effective that half-goblin disguise was.
The merchant who seemed to be the caravan leader now had the unmistakable look of someone eyeing prey. I finally understood what Lulu meant when she said he gave her the creeps.
Still⦠this situation isnāt looking good.
"Do eyes like that mean they already think they own you?"
"Yes. Exactly like that."
As Yuria and I whispered to each other, suddenly Lulu stepped forward.
"ā¦Ahh, so the secretās out, huh?"
She said it loudly, like she wanted everyone to hear, and then turned to us and gave a big wink. She must be planning something.
"You see, Senpai here is actually a half-succubus! Even if she looks like this, sheās really amazing, you know?"
"Huh?"
"Youāre kiddingā¦"
ā¦Hey. Hey. Are you really still running with that setup? I mean, I guess itās better than being outed as an elf, but still!
The merchants all went from startled to whispering, then gulped hard and glanced over at Master.
"Iāve heard half-succubi are crazy dangerous."
"And heās been dealing with thatā¦?"
Their gazes started drifting toward my chest and waist. Dangerous? What exactly is dangerous about me, huh? The real cheat in our group is that guy over there.
"Exactly. So now you understand why he went to see her in the middle of the night?"
"Y-yeah⦠I get it nowā¦"
Would You Really Accept That Explanation?
Is that really enough to convince them? What even is a half-succubus supposed to be? Wouldnāt it have been simpler to just go with dwarf?
"You did it, Senpai!"
"Ughā¦"
Lulu returned wearing a smug grin. I went from being looked at like filth, to being eyed like gold coins, and now⦠now theyāre looking at me like Iām some kind of pervert. What kind of reaction am I even supposed to have in situations like this?
"ā¦Iāve had it with all this pointless nonsense! I told you this crap doesnāt matter! What I wanna know is, whoās the damn traitor?! Show yourself so I can rip you apart with my own hands!!"
Just as the conversation kept going wildly off-track, Ereki-san finally snapped. His bloodshot eyes and drawn sword said it allāheād hit his limit. Turns out heās a lot more loyal to his companions than I gave him credit for.
"Itās them, isnāt it?! I mean, this guy keeps slavesāgirl slaves! It wouldnāt surprise me if he was in bed with bandits too!"
Brown-hair still wasnāt giving up. The moment he realized I wasnāt part goblin, he started giving me this weird look⦠Yeah, no, heās trash.
"What kind of logic is thatā¦? I said itās not true. Besides, if we were working with the bandits, we wouldnāt have attacked them. What about you? You were on watch duty when the raid started, right? Funny thingāI didnāt see you anywhere."
Come to think of it⦠I didnāt see him either. I glance at Lulu and Yuria, and they both shake their headsāno sightings on their end. He wasnāt with Masterās group either. Which means⦠he was alone during the raid. And somehow walked away without a scratch.
"W-what?! Youāre turning this around on me now?!"
"Iām not accusing you. I just asked where you were."
Heās sweating bullets. I thought he was just a transparent person, but maybe itās worse than thatāmaybe he literally canāt lie. His pathetic floundering was basically a confession. And Ereki-san wasnāt the only one giving him suspicious looks now.
"I-I didnāt do it! It wasnāt me, I swear! Please, Ereki-san, youāve gotta believe me!"
He was practically in tears as he clung to Ereki-san. Pathetic.
"You bastards seriously doubting my comrade?!"
"Well, if heād just explain where he went, thatād clear things up, wouldnāt it?"
The gentle-looking young man chimed in, clearly troubled. But he was right. Heads nodded in agreement all around. The color drained from Brown-hairās face. This wasnāt just suspiciousāthis was serious. And now that I looked closer⦠he kept fidgeting with his chest, holding it like he was trying to hide something.
"Master! Heās hiding something in his shirt!"
"Whaā?! You little brat!!"
I pointed straight at him, and he lost itāexploding in rage. Bingo. Definitely hiding something.
"Hey⦠Kaul, whatās this about? Depending on your answer, I might not be so forgiving."
Ereki-san seemed to finally calm down just a bit, but now his expression was one of disbelief as he stared at Brown-hairāKaul. Kaulās face was pale, and he was sweating like mad. Ereki-sanās group slowly tightened their circle around him, cutting off any route of escape.
"S-stay back! I didnāt do anything!!"
He shrieked, clutching his chest as if his life depended on itābut it was too late. His companions grabbed him and wrestled him down.
"Then show us what youāre hiding!"
"Donāt! Noooo!!"
He screamed as they tore open his shirtāand what they pulled out wasā¦
A bundle of soft white cloth, clutched tightly in a burly hand. At first glance, they just looked like a few random pieces of fabric.
"ā¦What the hell is this?"
Confused, the man unfolded the cloth. It was triangular, trimmed with frills and laceādecorated in a cute, girly style.
I recognized it immediately. That piece of cloth was the kind my fellow girlsāmy friends and coworkersāliked to wear.
"A-aahhh?!"
"Those are our panties! The ones we hung up to dry!!"
Yes. They were panties.
The Whole Mess Was Pathetically Stupid
In the end, the whole thing was unbelievably stupid. The guy who was supposed to be on watch? He got carried away and started stealing underwearāspecifically, Lulu and Yuriaāsāfrom where it was hanging to dry beside the tent. And naturally, the bandits just so happened to break through right where he had gone missing. So yeah⦠turns out there wasnāt even a traitor to begin with.
That said, we were technically his charges, and he not only stole our property, but also completely abandoned his postāso he's facing a serious penalty. For the record, the stolen underwear was incinerated, as requestedāno, demandedāby Lulu and Yuria. Apparently it had gotten damp.
I thought theyād be devastated over having their underwear stolen, but nope. In no time at all, they were begging for new cute ones with bright eyes and cheerful voices. Their resilience is⦠impressive.
Port Dena is known as a hub for foreign trade goods, including imports from the Shenlo Empire, so itās been decided weāll do a bit of shopping while weāre there.
In fact, Shenlo is so closely associated with womenās underwear that the mere phrase brings them to mind. One of the former summoned heroes apparently left a huge impact thereāhe's the reason cosplay culture caught on, apparently. The power of eroticism is not to be underestimated.
For some reason, theyāre also buying cute underwear for me. I donāt know whether to be happy or horrified. Dressing up to look pretty for Master? Ugh. Gross.
Anyway, with all that behind us, our journey officially came to an end, and we arrived at our destination: Dena, the port city carved into the white cliffs.
"I'm⦠really sorry."
"I-I didnāt do anything wrong! Help me, Lulu! Yuria!"
There he wasāKaul, the brown-haired underwear thiefāall tied up and acting way too familiar.
"Excuse me? Why should I have to listen to some pervert thief call me by name?"
"Could you not act like weāre friends?"
And just like that, theyāre both max-level pissed. Guess whoās going to have to butter them up and smooth things over? Yep, me. Master seems to have no intention of getting involved.
"Why are you both being so cold?!"
Love may be blind, but this guyās downright delusional. His headās clearly full of flowers and fantasies. Honestly, may he find happinessāsomewhere far away from us.
"Alright, weāll take him in. You all take care, alright?"
"Damn it! Itās you, isnāt it?! You brainwashed them with magic, didnāt you?!"
"ā¦Yeah. You too. Take care."
Heās desperate. I donāt even think he knows what heās saying anymore. His face just screams āmust escape,ā and heās flailing for anything that might work. Itās honestly pathetic.
Master wonāt even look at him. No one else will either. At this point, itās kind of entertainingālike watching some rare exotic animal. Still, I suppose itās time for goodbyes.
"Well then, Kaul-kun, take caā"
"Shut it, you filthy half-wildling goblin! Your breath stinks, it makes me want to puke!"
"āre not to get yourself killed. Truly."
Hmph. As if the petty insults of some moron could get under my skin. My breath doesnāt stinkāI brush my tongue every morning, thank you very much.
"You smell just fine, Senpai!"
"If anything, thereās this faint, flowery scent to you. All around, really."
Stop. Please stop helping.
"Yooou bastards! Iāll remember this! I will save the two of you!!"
Heās forcibly rewriting reality in his head at this point. Is he really that delusional? Now Iām starting to wonder how he survived this long. Or wait⦠maybe thatās why he got kicked out of the supposedly peaceful Shenlo Empire?
Well, either wayāitās none of our concern anymore.
As Kaul was dragged off to be handed over to the guild for punishment, we waved him off and headed toward the inn weād reserved.
"What kind of environment does it take for a human to grow up that weirdly entertaining...?"
"Probably one where no one ever listens to anyone else."
Yuria must be pretty pissed too. Letās go shopping tomorrow and blow off some steam. Luckily, it seems we wrung a hefty sum in compensation out of him, and Master also gave us a generous allowance.
Anyway, weāve finally shaken off that troublesome guy, so tonight letās just relax and rest at the inn.
The hotel Master chose was secure and peacefulāreally quite a nice place. It was meant for parties of several people, with a layout that had two bedrooms branching off a shared living area. The price range was upper-mid tier, which made it a bit extravagant for adventurers.
Inside, everything was wooden and beautifully kept. After putting our belongings into the safe and rinsing off using the hot water we received, we split into two rooms for the night: one for me and Master, the other for Lulu and Yuria.
As the two of them saw me off with vaguely envious looks, I entered the room. Master followed behind shortly after. However, the scene that greeted us was⦠not quite what I expected.
"Um, Master⦠thereās only one bed?"
Thatās odd. Iād heard it was designed for multiple guests, so I assumed thereād be more than one bed. When I asked, Master smiled as he answered.
"Youāre tired, right? A big bed will let you sleep better."
I see. He was being considerate. And yes, it does look big and soft. The pair of heart-shaped pillows is cute, too. As I stood admiring the bed, I heard a click behind me.
"Um⦠Master, why did you lock the door from the inside?"
"Well, itās dangerous if we donāt lock up properly, isnāt it?"
True enough. Even if itās just us in here, not locking the door is careless. As I nodded in agreement, he suddenly slipped his arms under my knees and lifted me up. Carrying me like that, he headed straight for the bed.
"Um⦠Master, why are you carrying me to the bed?"
"Youāre tired, right? No need to hold back."
Heās still being considerate, it seems. If I were a girl, maybe my heart would flutter. But I remain entirely silent. Master gently lays me down on the soft bed, then starts to reach for my clothes.
"Um⦠Master, why are you taking my clothes off?"
"Youāll be uncomfortable trying to sleep in those, right?"
Thatās fair. Even if theyāre comfy, theyāre not quite pajamas. But still, even soā
"Um⦠Master, why are you trying to take off my underwear too?"
I looked up at him, a trace of fear creeping into my gaze. Just moments ago, Master had been smiling kindly, but now his face, lit by the roomās lamp, looked entirely different.
At that moment, Masterās expression was likeā
"Because⦠Sora is just too cute."
āyes, like a starving wolf.
āāADVENTURE RESULTāā
ćEXPć
BATTLE TOTAL 15
āćSora Lv.45ć +15
āćLulu Lv.15ć
āćYuria Lv.12ć
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Sora Lv.45 [456] ā Lv.47 [471] Level Up!!
Lulu Lv.17 [173]
Yuria Lv.15 [154]
ćRECORDć
[MAX COMBO] >> 30
[MAX HIT] >> 30
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[Shuya][Lv.55] HP 772/772 MP 1380/1380 [Normal]
[Sora][Lv.47] HP 50/50 MP 420/420 [Normal]
[Lulu][Lv.17] HP 602/602 MP 32/32 [Normal]
[Yuria][Lv.15] HP 1040/1040 MP 60/60 [Normal]
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"I finally understand how Little Red Riding Hood felt. Also, it's only the first day of the trip and my legs have given out, you damn pervert..."
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