Vol 4: Chapter 1: A Difficult Start

Demon City Aquarius

A Difficult Start

My name is Christina. I am the most beautiful, magnificent, pure, and cute girl in the universe... I am just an amazing saint in every way.

We have resumed our journey to save the world and have now arrived at Aquarius, known as the Demon City.

But then... something happened.

(What is this smell?... It's rotten... It's sweet... And there's also a really strong smell of something...)

This is the worst. I feel like I came to the wrong place. I heard the water was clean, but right in front of me is a fountain with murky water like a sewer.

The smell is awful, but it's even worse.

"Heh... heh... fuu... fuu... it's a woman..."

What I'm saying is that guys who look like townsfolk are approaching me completely naked. What on earth is going on here? There's no way we can run a campaign to promote the Saintess in a town full of lunatics like this...

"What on earth are these guys doing?! Don't come any closer to us! I'll cut you down!?"

Aria is trying to intimidate them, but looking at them with dilated pupils, drooling, and aroused looks on their faces as they look at Aria... it doesn't look like they'll listen to her.

"Chris, stay back. I don't want you to see the filthy side of those guys."

Aleph said, holding Arondight to restrain the guys. I wish he'd just cut them down quickly.

Aleph is being considerate to me when he says this, but I don't really care if I see something like that hanging down... I mean, I had that thing in my previous life. I still think that anything other than me is pathetic, though.

As Aleph told me to, I took Reno's hand and stepped back so we wouldn't get in the way. If I listen carefully, I can hear the sounds of women moaning all around.

Maybe this place is pretty crazy...?

No, it was a scary place in a different sense.

"Guhihihihihiho. It's a woman♪"

Ugh! There's one behind me too. Well, I guess it's not so bad to pretend to be having a conversation with him, but then act like a saint who can't understand what he's saying and is grieving over it.

With that decision made, I walked towards the naked mob man. Reno tried to stop me, but I turned to Reno with a loving face plastered on my face and said the following.

"It's okay, Reno. If you speak from your heart, I'm sure... he'll come to his senses (It's just stupid to say something like that to a naked weirdo from the bottom of my heart, right?)"

Well, judging from his face, there's no chance he'll come back. It's not easy to portray an idiotically pure and kind-hearted saint.

If anyone other than me said something like this, they'd be seriously crazy.

"Onee-chan... You have too much faith in people's hearts..."

Even as she said that, Reno let go of my hand. It was a little sad that the only people I could show it to were my party members, but it wasn't so bad if I thought of it as a way to earn Saint points.

So, now that the shabby thing dangling around my arm is gone... I approached the mob man with a sad, yet serious, look on my face and started talking.

"Please come to your senses…! You… even you don’t really want to do such a thing, do you? (But, wow, so small… isn’t it pathetic as a man…)"

"Guhhhhhhhh, white skin... big boobs hehehehhhh gyaahhhhhhh"

…Isn't it pointless to even talk about this? Please be a bit more human, Mob-kun. I'm about to give up, but I continue the conversation.

What on earth am I doing? I don't even know myself.

"Can we talk…? Please, come to your senses――(There's no way he can return to his senses, this is impossible――)"

"Gehyahyahyahya... I'll rape you, I'll rape you, I'll rape you, I'll rape you, I'll rape you!"

He barged in mid-story...what a jerk, ruining the entire performance.

Well, I have the defensive magic Protection V after all. There's no way a weakling like this could lay a finger on my pure and beautiful body.

Just as I was thinking that, a shock hit me.

A naked mob man passed through my defensive magic and ran right into me.

...Huh? Why?

I was hit with force and pushed down. The naked mob man jumped on top of me and grabbed my precious breasts... my breasts that are worth more than gold.

...I was simply perplexed by the sight.

Why? My defensive magic protection is strong enough to deflect even a dragon's attack without any damage. Why can't I block the body attack of this shitty, naked slug?

While I was trapped in these thoughts, the naked mob man was trying to violently tear my clothes off. Hey, stop, this is the only one I have!

I tried to resist by violently moving my body, but the naked mob man was on top of me and holding me down tightly, so my body wouldn't budge.

"L-let go!? Stop it...! H-help me! (Ahhhh! Someone! Hurry up and help me you useless people!!)"

Feeling that my true feelings and my public image had finally come together for the first time, I frantically called out to Aleph and Aria... No, at this point I'd be fine with calling on Reno, just do something!!

"Chris?! Get away from Chris!!"

Aleph noticed right away and in an instant decapitated the mob guy who was leaning over me. The decapitated body was still trembling, so I quickly retreated from there.

When Aleph decapitated him, a lot of blood got on my clothes.

It doesn't look good, but now's not the time to worry about it...

"Are you okay, Chris?"

"Haa haa... Ah, Aleph... Thank you. You saved me... (Damn it... You're too late to help me, you bastard!)"

My chest still hurts from where he grabbed me... What if there's a mark left?

Ahhh! If my pure, precious, wonderful body is ever scratched... I'll put some heal on it.

"Healing light, Heal!"

I cast a healing spell on my aching chest... but nothing happened.

"Eh? Wh, what is this?... I can't use Heal? (is this a restricted area where recovery is prohibited?)"

"Chris... I can't use my magic either. It seems like this whole city is...."

Eh, eh... what's that... I'm a garbage person when it comes to physical abilities.

If a Saint had high physical abilities, it would ruin her image, so she's at a level where she can even lose to an average village girl...

Whaaaat... Seriously? Is something like this really possible?

"Ah, Aleph... it can't be... (You're kidding, right? Don't mess with me)."

"..., we can't use any magic here."

If magic is banned, I'm screwed! If I can't use my damn effective magic, I'll be even more useless than Reno. I'm not bragging, though!

Ah! I'm going to die at this rate. No, I'll be raped before I die.

Should I retreat now...?

"Aleph, Nee-san, Reno... let's step back and regroup for now."

"That's impossible. Chris, look around you."

When I looked around as Aleph said so, I noticed that the entrance I had entered through and the surrounding area of the Demon City were all surrounded by a huge wall. Eh, when was this built?

Were we being lured in?

Damn, even my capable presence sensing ability didn't let me notice. There are some pretty clever people in the Demon King's army. Though not as clever as me.

No no, this is not the time to be saying things like that!

Anyway, I'll have Aria and Reno as my bodyguards... and if push comes to shove, I can just offer Aria to some hungry men!

If your fetish is a lolita, choose Reno!

Aria have done it many times anyway! She can't compete with the value of my virginity!

I mean, I saved you so it's only natural that you should put your life on the line for me!

"So we can't escape, Aleph? (what should I do, this is bad)."

"Chris, I will always protect you... so..."

This time...isn't it the time to be acting like a saint?

No, that's not okay! Crying and screaming at a time like this isn't befitting the saint I desire.

"In that case, there is only one way. Let's defeat the Four Heavenly Kings and save this city! Everyone, please lend me your strength! (I'll save face even if I die! My greatness must not be crumbled under any circumstances.)"

Honestly, I feel like crying, but I'd rather die than expose the shame of my past. Just be what you want to be!

"Okay, Chris! I'll entrust my life to you."

"Onee-chan, I'll lend you my strength too!!"

"If Chris says so... then I'll do everything in my power to make it happen."

Now that I've managed to motivate my three servants, we need to find somewhere to hide. Ah, if only I could use magic...

The Demon City of Aquarius. Truly, I've come to a ridiculous place...

Chris has become a useless protagonist.