Chapter 27: The Bathhouse, the Queen and the Saint

The Bathhouse, the Queen and the Saint

The beds in the palace were very comfortable.

Due to various circumstances, I could hardly sleep.　

The morning after I stayed overnight at the royal palace, Alto and others came to the castle with Satya as planned.

The delivery of the letter, which I was a bit worried about, was completed without any problems.

There was no particular interference from the anti-peace nobles.

By the way, the contents of the first letter that was opened are summarized below:

[・I don't want to, but I'll call a ceasefire for now.

・Let's decide on a suitable location for peace talks.

・ send an additional liaison officer, so please send a messenger over here too.

・If the kingdom shows any strange behavior, we will attack again mercilessly.

・It's all thanks to this damn funny woman named Tiana, so I'm happy to say that

・Ah, Satya will be Tiana's errand boy for a while.]

It was funny to see Satya's surprise when she first read the contents of the letter.

"Ahhh! Why!? Why...Demon King! Why do I have to be by this perverted bitch's side!? No! I don't want to! No way!"

Satya held her head and lamented.

Where on earth had the dignified appearance she had shown just a moment ago gone?

I was also disliked quite a lot.

I perfectly play the role of a pure saint every day, so...it's a mystery.

"Don't say that. Let's continue to be friends, okay? Satya-san♡"

I gave Satya my best smile to try and appease her.

"Eh, gross... No! No, no! The food you make is certainly delicious, but I absolutely won't accept anything else! No! No! I'm going home! I'm going home!"

"If you continue to be so selfish, I'll have to tell the Demon King about it."　

"Huh?! Huh?! No! Stop it! Just stop it! Ah! Shit! Shit! Damn it, you coward! Have some shame!"

It was very amusing to see the demon general throwing a tantrum in the middle of enemy territory.

The royal knights who were on guard against the demons looked at Satya with pity on their faces.

Satya is surprisingly expressive and funny.

Okay! Now let's play with this woman some more.

That's what I decided.

"Damn you... you perverted bitch! I'll get my revenge on you one day!"

Satya was making a clanging noise and yelling loudly.

What a cute girl.

It looks like a dog.

It reminds me of the Chihuahua I had at home.　

"Hmm, a hidden treasure..."

When I met the king with Alto and the others, I decided to ask him about the treasure.　

"Yes, it is possible that it is in the kingdom's treasury."　

"I see... but... our country's treasure vault is not a place that just anyone can enter."　

"I know that. I heard that they don't even allow a single mouse in."　

"Yes, apart from me and some trustees, outsiders are generally not allowed in. However, the essence is different."　

"You mean the essence?"　

"The original treasure vault was a place to store rare items inherited from the royal family..."　

"You mean originally, but what about now?"　

"I'll start with the conclusion. Don't tell anyone else about this. The treasure vault has now become a dungeon. You won't believe it. At some point, the entire treasure vault became a dungeon."

"A dungeon?!"　

Alto reacted when he heard the word dungeon.

This is a boy who loves dungeons.　

"Yes, the cause is unknown, but it's likely that some kind of artifact we had in our possession was activated. The items from the treasure vault seem to have been scattered throughout the dungeon. It seems that monsters, as you'd expect in a dungeon, appear in the depths of the treasure vault, which has become a labyrinth."　

"So, what I was told about the tight security at the treasure vault..."　

Unable to hide her surprise, Erina muttered to her father, the King.

It seems that even within the kingdom, only a few people know about this.　

"You guessed it, my daughter. Yes, I'm keeping an eye on the place just in case, to make sure no monsters appear."　

"It's quite surprising that a dungeon has formed beneath the royal palace."　

"No, actually the treasure house exists as a separate treasure hall from the royal castle. The one in the basement is just a safe and a storehouse. Naturally there are valuables there too, so it is guarded."　

"As a country, there's no way we'd just leave a dungeon that's appeared in the royal capital. Are you conducting any investigations?"

I posed a frank question to the King.

That's right.

There's no way that a dungeon that was built in the king's own backyard would be left abandoned for so many years.　

"Naturally, investigations have been carried out in the past. However, the monsters that appear are quite powerful. The investigations have made little progress, and the case remains unsolved to this day. Strangely enough, the monsters have not shown any signs of leaving the treasure vault... so it is still safe outside the dungeon."　

"I see... In that case, can we do that investigation?"

Alto, who was excited when he heard about the dungeon, asked the king if he could explore it.

He really want to go to the dungeon. Heh, what a boy.　

"Oh! Of course, I would be grateful if you could cooperate, Hero-dono. If possible, I would like you to investigate the cause of this transformation and retrieve the treasure. Of course, I will prepare an appropriate payment for resolving the matter and retrieving the treasure. Depending on its contents, I may even be able to bestow the treasure upon you."

"Right! Let's stay in the royal capital for a while and conquer the treasure vault dungeon! Right, Asha! Erina!"　

Alto's eyes lit up as he asked Asha and Erina for their agreement.

Maybe since it's just the two of them, they won't say no.　

"That's great. Searching for treasure in a dungeon sounds fun."

"I also think we should conquer the dungeon. Even though it's safe outside the treasure vault, there's always the chance something could happen. We can't just ignore it."

As expected, both Asha and Erina seemed interested in Alto's proposal.

The problem is the one female demon.　

"You two have good explorers spirits! By the way, what about Satya? Will you go with us to the dungeon?"

After the two of them, Alto asked Satya, a voluptuous, big-breasted, sadistic female demon.

"I'll go too. I'll blow off some steam by killing monsters in the dungeon."　

Surprisingly, she was also into it.

Well, there are no plans for war with humans for a while.

Maybe it's her way of relieving stress.　

"Great, Satya's participation has been confirmed!"　

"Well, we will be staying in the royal capital for a while and exploring dungeons and treasures. Let's all do our best! Your Majesty, would it be okay for Satya-san to join us?"　

I summarized the general details and confirmed them with the King.

If the demon Satya could help, it would be extremely reassuring.

It also makes dungeon exploration much easier.　

"Oh, there's no problem. I'll issue the permit later. Once it's ready, I'll have a messenger take you there. By the way, there's something else I need to discuss with the Saintess..."　

The King turned to me and asked for advice.

What does that mean?

"My wife has expressed a strong desire for you to give a lecture. I'm sorry to ask this again, but if possible, I would like you to come to her place after this."

Ah, you mean Queen Nay?

I forgot.

From the looks of it, she might be looking for Tiana's sacred beauty technique again.

"Well, that's something I can't resist!"

"Well then, shall we prepare to explore the dungeon? What about Satya?"　

"I will accompany you and look around the kingdom's towns."

The future course of action was decided, and the meeting with the King came to an end.

・

・

・　

A little over an hour later, I arrived at Queen Nay's room as promised.　

"I have been waiting for you, Tiana!"

Oh, that reminds me, we promised yesterday to call each other by our names.

"You look well, Nay-sama. How are you feeling?"

"About that... I'm actually not wearing much makeup right now! And yet, as you can see, this is the first time I've ever seen anything like this!"

In fact, Nay's facial skin had a glow that it had never had before.

She looks 10 years younger.

"That's wonderful. If you wish, I can grant you my blessing again... how about it? I'll treat more parts of your body, okay?"

"By all means! By all means! Please!"

I did it.

Also, I can legally do whatever I want with married women!

"Well then, how about we bathe together just the two of us, like we did the other day? That way, the prayers and blessings will go more smoothly. Also, this time, we will be using tools that have been specially blessed with God's blessings in the bathroom."　

"Ahh... I'm honored. I wonder what kind of blessing I'll receive next. I'm looking forward to it..."

・

・

・

I did it.

I did it.

Finally, I did some reverse soap play.

What's more, she is a beautiful married woman who has given birth before.

As a preliminary step, I cast a heavy soundproofing spell over the entire bathroom.

It's a large bathroom, but for me right now, that's the extent of it and I can easily cover it.

This way, no matter what you do indoors, no sound will leak out.

The maid waiting outside is suspicious, but it's probably a minor matter.

I also made an effort to prepare lotion, which is essential for soap play.

Daaaaah! (sound effect made by me)

"Saint Tiana's Brand Beauty Lotion"

The manufacturing method is a secret⭐︎

100% organic ingredients derived from saints!

No preservatives used!

Now comes with blessing and magical powers!

Good to apply! Good to drink!

Something with a blessing attached must be expensive, right?

I think so, ladies.

Please don't worry.

The price is now amazing!

Three installments of just 3,300 gold!

Three installments of just 3,300 gold!

Limited quantity!

For inquiries, please contact your nearest saint!

We look forward to hearing from you♪

It was difficult to recreate the smoothness and stickiness of lotion.

However, I used some magic and it worked out fine, so I was glad.

Reverse soap play was the best...

I did everything for Nay under the guise of divine blessing.

I used healing magic in small amounts so that I would be called upon again next time.

It's so slippery, it's the best!

I tried a lot of other things and it was awesome!

In the second half, she forgot about the blessing and went crazy.

It's already soaking wet!

Why?

Well, it's a bath, so of course it's hot water, right?

It's healthy, at least in theory.　

Also, it seems like it's been quite a while since she last sleep with the King.

No wonder things were so chaotic.

After all, a married woman with a body that she doesn't know what to do with is the best.

Thanks to my healing magic, she's getting younger little by little.　

What is this feeling?

When I think about the beautiful woman in front of me being a married woman and a mother, my chest and lower body start to feel really hot.

Well, she's beautiful enough to rival Erina.

She also has big breasts.

Is that the charm of older people?

I think she look younger than before.

Next time I'll try to bring back the firmness in her breasts.

It's fine if it sags a little, but the person would probably be happier if it was firm.　

Yeah, I playing it too much.

Nay has fainted, so I'll take a break and report to the maid.

"Her Highness the Queen would like to take her time soaking in the bath. I'm sorry, but it looks like it will be some time before she finishes the bath."

Alright... I'll develop her while she is unconscious...

Hehehehehehe...　

Oh, I got called back the next day.　

I was happy to see that Nay's gaze had changed as she looked at me.　

If I make her too young at once, it will look suspicious.

Let's do it little by little, many times.