Chapter 68: Elf-style Identity Verification Method
"Hey, can you guys hear me? If you can, type ‘can’t hear you’ in the chat!"
Top Chat: Can hear you
Top Chat: Can hear you
Top Chat: Can hear you
"Hm. All lined up."
Since we were getting close to the building, I had them drop me off from the car, and I restarted the stream there. The broken camera’s sitting this one out.
On the other hand, the outfit remains the same. Up top, a short-sleeved shirt; below, long blue training pants. Full-on sporty attire.
Maybe it’s because I’m an elf, but despite talking non-stop in the car this whole time, my body feels perfectly fine.
Top Chat: Already watched the archive
Top Chat: Finally managed to corner Elf-san for once!
Top Chat: Piece of cake
Top Chat: Victory is ours, gahaha!
Top Chat: By the way, what about the call?
"Still on it."
『Onii-chan? What are you talking about?』
"Just started recording a bit."
『Recording?』
"We’re almost at the room anyway."
Top Chat: Whoa, you’ve seriously been on that call for over an hour?
Top Chat: Hmm, still nothing but a black screen though
Top Chat: Archive-kun reduced to a voice recorder
Top Chat: So what’s the plan from here?
"I’ll have Kyouka wait for us in front of the room."
『Huh? You want me to come outside?』
"Yeah."
Top Chat: Elf-san, please give me Kyouka-chan!
Top Chat: Instantly asking for her after learning her name, lol
Top Chat: And then? And then?
"I’m walking up while staying on the call."
『Onii-chan, are you talking to someone?』
"Just reading chat."
『Chat?』
"I’ll explain later."
Turning the corner, I finally spot Kyouka.
Her hair’s been lightly dyed a soft brown. Her figure looks a year or two younger than her actual age—mid-teens at most. She’s wearing a logo-printed T-shirt and mini denim shorts, topped with a long white lace cardigan that drapes down to her legs. In both hands, she’s holding her smartphone close like it’s precious to her.
"I can see you from here, Kyouka. You dyed your hair, huh?"
『Eh, really? Where, where?!』
"I’m right below."
『Below?』
Kyouka peeked her face out, so I gave her a small wave.
"Eh?"
"Been a while."
"Eh? Eh? Eh?"
Top Chat: She went straight up to her!
Top Chat: Can she actually pull this off?
"O-Onii-chan…?"
"Yeah."
"E-Eh…? Is this a prank show?"
"You think there’s any show out there that can perfectly mimic a conversation this long?"
Top Chat: Ahh… so that’s why they kept talking nonstop.
Top Chat: Makes sense now.
Top Chat: You could fake an emergency for a scam, sure, but holding a calm, drawn-out conversation like this? Impossible.
Top Chat: So this was the trick, huh.
"…Are you really Onii-chan?"
"Yeah."
"…Then why are you a girl?"
"Got switched into an elf."
"…Elf?"
"My ears and hair move, look."
"Why is your hair moving!?"
"No idea."
Top Chat: Elf-san, lol
Top Chat: Yeah, I’d question that too
Top Chat: Hey, confident Elf experts, seriously, why does her hair move?
Top Chat: There is the term “elf lock,” you know. Comes from the old belief that tangled hair was caused by elf pranks.
"Hoooh."
"…And that laptop?"
"For streaming."
"Streaming?"
"Because I’m an elf now."
"I have no idea what’s going on anymore!"
Top Chat: Lmao
Top Chat: Even family doesn’t get it, huh
Top Chat: Glad to know Elf-san’s just a weird creature by nature
Top Chat: But if there were two or three Elf-sans, I’d wanna take one home
Top Chat: Pretty sure that last one’s a personal wish
"For now, we’ve got a lot to catch up on, so let me in the room."
"O-Okay…"
"You nervous?"
"…Honestly, it’s hard to believe."
Top Chat: Yeah, that’s fair
Top Chat: Must feel like she’s being tricked or something
"Then at least let me grab my panties first."
"…Huh?"
Top Chat: Huh?
Top Chat: Pa… what?
"I rushed into this trip and forgot to pack extra underwear."
"Waah!? Don’t just pull them out here!"
"It’s fine, I’m a girl now."
"That makes it worse! Don’t you feel embarrassed?!"
"I’m still a guy, though."
"Which is it!?"
Top Chat: Which one is it, lol
Top Chat: I’m dying here
Top Chat: Elf freely swapping genders at convenience—this really is fantasy
Top Chat: Yeah, this is way too much
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