Chapter 70: The True Objective
"――And that’s more or less how I ended up becoming an elf."
"Big brother, your life is way too fantasy-like…"
"Hard to believe, huh?"
"No. I’ve already decided—I’ll fully believe you, even if it means making a huge fool of myself later."
"I see. Well then, what do you want to eat? For sweets we’ve got pudding and jelly."
"Big brother, you’re way too quick to switch gears!"
Top Chat: The moment an elf worries about something… still hasn’t been observed.
Top Chat: She’s literally the embodiment of action.
"Big brother, wait… is this streaming right now?"
"Yeah."
"Whoa… that’s a crazy number of viewers. I kind of suspected, but… so it really is true, you’re that Elf-san…"
"You know about me?"
"I’ve never actually watched your streams, but you’re famous."
Top Chat: Whoa, Elf-san’s gotten pretty well-known, huh.
Top Chat: Thought she was still just local-level famous.
Top Chat: After days of struggle, this is moving to see.
Top Chat: Your “moving” is about as deep as the water in a drained pool.
"The screen’s totally black, though. No camera?"
"No camera."
Top Chat: It broke.
Top Chat: A pillow took it out.
"Pillow?"
"I threw it."
Top Chat: We had an intense pillow fight battle earlier.
Top Chat: Elf-san looked like she was having the time of her life…
Top Chat: Back in the school trip days, I ignored my classmates’ pillow fight and went to sleep. Regret it with my whole soul now.
Top Chat: Same.
Top Chat: Who would’ve thought… that ten years later, we still wouldn’t get another chance…
"Wait, pillow fights… are those even something people normally do on trips?"
"I did."
Top Chat: Normally, you don’t.
Top Chat: What is the deal with pillow fights anyway?
Top Chat: Totally a school trip–exclusive event.
Top Chat: One of those “if you don’t do it, you miss out on life” things.
Top Chat: Aaaaaahhh… why did I try to act cool back then…
"Aren’t you going to fix the camera?"
"I couldn’t fix it."
"No, I mean—doesn’t it have warranty coverage?"
"Hm."
Top Chat: Lol, all I hear is rustling noises.
Top Chat: Ohhh, Elf-san’s the type who throws away the box, huh.
"Hmm. Says here if it’s within six months of purchase, they’ll replace it for free once."
Top Chat: Ohh!
Top Chat: Seriously?!
Top Chat: Manufacturer, good job!
Top Chat: 【Good News】Camera Revival【Hallelujah】
"I need to go shopping for some other things anyway. Kyoka, you coming?"
"Uh, u-umm… I’m not sure what to do…"
Top Chat: Take us along toooo.
Top Chat: Sounds like it’ll be fun.
Top Chat: So, what’re you buying?
"Swimsuit."
"Eh?"
Top Chat: Take us with youuuuuu!
Top Chat: See, things are already getting fun!
"Bi-bi-bi-big brother, s-swimsuit… w-which kind!?"
"Women’s."
"You’re gonna wear that!?"
"Want me to get a men’s one instead?"
"That’s even worse!"
Top Chat: Sorry, Kyoka-chan… but this is between us and Elf-san. A man-to-man promise!
Top Chat: Yeah! Our souls are crying out for swimsuits, so it can’t be helped!
Top Chat: Swimsuit Elf! Swimsuit Elf!
Top Chat: I’m a woman, but honestly, Princess Bran already lent you her whole body—she’s not gonna complain just over a swimsuit.
Top Chat: …Oh right, there are female viewers too.
Top Chat: Still, you guys should show at least a little restraint, okay?
Top Chat: Yes ma’am.
"It’d help if you picked it out for me, Kyoka."
"Okay… I’ll choose. I’d feel uneasy otherwise."
Top Chat: Kyoka-chan’s approval rating just dropped.
Top Chat: We’ll seriously show restraint now.
Top Chat: We reflect on our actions.
Top Chat: We won’t jump off from more than three meters high.
Top Chat: …Wait, isn’t that Elf-san?
"‘We won’t jump off from more than three meters high’?"
"Kyoka, let’s go."
"Ah, right. Big brother, what’s that ‘won’t jump from over three meters’ thing mean?"
"Don’t worry about it."
Top Chat: Elf-san lol
Top Chat: Even if you play it off now, the archive’s gonna expose you later lol
"With this, I can make her treat us to department store sweets."
Top Chat: Ah, so you really were planning to make her treat you!
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