Chapter 71: Swimsuit Episode (Trial)
You could almost call this the swimsuit episode.
"We’re here at the department store."
"Ah, um, hello everyone. We’ve arrived."
Top Chat: EEEELFFFFFUUU!
Top Chat: Don’t cut the stream so suddenlyyy!
Top Chat: We wanted to hear the travel scenes!
Top Chat: Bet you just made Kyoka-chan scream the whole time anyway!
"Not really."
"Eh!?"
Top Chat: This gap in perception tho.
Top Chat: lol
Top Chat: Her “Nyaaande!?” echoing inside the train car.
Top Chat: That’s basically a unique skill of Reverse God.
"In public places you need filming permission, you know."
Top Chat: Really?
Top Chat: Ahh… technically, even on public roads you need to get a permit from the police.
Top Chat: Some stations even charge tens of thousands of yen on top of permits.
Top Chat: Had no idea.
"We traveled by train, but… the stares were intense."
"That’s ‘cause you’re beautiful, Kyoka."
"They were clearly staring at you, Big brother."
Top Chat: Might be favoritism, but I’d wanna see.
Top Chat: Her voice is nice too, so maybe it’s not just big-brother bias.
Top Chat: Elf-san, what’s on the department store agenda?
"First, swimsuits."
"We’re already at the swimsuit section."
"I’m in the fitting room, so I’ll leave it to you, Kyoka."
"Okay… Why am I the one picking out women’s swimsuits for my Big brother to wear, though? Fufufu…"
Top Chat: A vibe of melancholy.
Top Chat: What a twisted fate.
Top Chat: There’s a limit to how twisted it can get lol
"And the sizes are such that if I wore them, they’d just slip right off… Fufufu…"
Top Chat: A vibe of melancholy.
Top Chat: Well, if siblings grow up… oh wait, no blood relation.
Top Chat: Guess this just means elves and humans are fundamentally incompatible.
Top Chat: Not exactly what that means…
"Big brotheeer, how’s this one?"
"That was fast."
Top Chat: Hyaaa! It’s swimsuit time!
Top Chat: All we can hear is the sound of clothes rustling, though!
Top Chat: That’s fine! Fired up! Fired up and moe!
Top Chat: Yeah, that’s true.
Top Chat: What’s wrong, why’s your hype so low?
Top Chat: Well… I just wondered, maybe…
Top Chat: ?
"Three outfits, huh."
"Yeah. These two are sets, so be careful—wait wait wait wait wait!"
"What?"
"You’re supposed to try on swimsuits without taking off your underwear!"
Top Chat: Pfft lololol
Top Chat: What are you doing, Elf-san lol
Top Chat: All-Nude Elf Broadcasting Association!
Top Chat: Association??
Top Chat: I thought the rustling sounded like a lot, but so you really stripped everything off!
"Even the top?"
"Top’s fine to take off… but don’t open the curtain too much, okay?"
"Mn."
Top Chat: Wow, what a way to kick things off.
Top Chat: Forget about “the swimsuit slipped a bit”—Elf never does things half-baked.
Top Chat: Ahhh… this is gonna get hilarious, but my break’s already over…
Top Chat: Props to Salaryman Nii-chan grinding through weekdays lol
Top Chat: Don’t worry, we’ll handle observing Elf-san for you!
"Kyokaaa."
"What is it, Big brother?"
"This one’s top and bottom don’t match."
"Big brother, your figure’s amazing, so swimsuits for you usually come with tops and bottoms sold separately, or ones you can adjust with strings… fufufu…"
Top Chat: Melancholy.
Top Chat: Ohh, so sometimes swimsuits really do come with mismatched pieces.
Top Chat: Makes sense when you think about it, but feels weird.
Top Chat: Guess you wouldn’t know unless you had a girlfriend with a killer body, hehe~
Top Chat: Gaaahhh.
Top Chat: Ever had a girl sigh to you, “Big boobs really make my shoulders stiff,” with a face like she’s dying?
Top Chat: …That doesn’t sound enviable at all.
Top Chat: No matter how much I massaged them, her shoulders were like solid rock…
Top Chat: Rock.
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