Chapter 6: [I Went to The Elf Village] My Impressions of Visiting Paradise LOL

The author himself thought this was the most hilarious part.

This is a continuation of the previous story.

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[I Went to The Elf Village] My Impressions of Visiting Paradise LOL

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1. Victim A

　Heaven and Hell

　

2: Anonymous TS

　LOL

　

3: Anonymous TS

　What happened?

　

4: Anonymous TS

　Something hilarious

　

5: Anonymous TS

　The mood difference is huge

　

6: Anonymous TS

　Well, let's talk

　

7: Anonymous TS

　>>1's name already exudes melancholy

　

8. Victim A

　Let me tell you the story

　

　One day, a thread like "Elf's Problem Advice" was posted on this message board.

　So I presented a solution to that problem.

　The >>1 in that thread seemed to like it, and as a reward, she offered to invite me to the elf village in her world.

　

9: Anonymous TS

　There was a thread like that?

　

10: Anonymous TS

　Ah you mean, the one about the wise man of the forest but with a high libido?　

　

11: Anonymous TS

　Are you the glorious thread member who was led to Arcadia?

　

12: Anonymous TS

　There's always a catch to a good deal

　This one had already noticed it at that time.

　

13: Anonymous TS

　>>12

　Liar

　

14: Victim A

　>>10

　Yes, that one

　

　So,

　The image that #1 showed at that time was full of angelic elves, and I was unexpectedly excited about the idea of ​​going to that world.

　I wondered if I could go to a paradise like this. I wondered if I could be pampered by angels like this.

　

　But that was a mistake

　That was a clever trap.

　

15: Anonymous TS

　Something seems unsettling

　

16: Anonymous TS

　What, was that image edited?　

　

17: Anonymous TS

　Is it a hoax?

　

18: Anonymous TS

　Wow that's terrible lol

　

19: Anonymous TS

　I participated in that thread, but I'm glad I wasn't chosen...

　

20: Anonymous TS

　Was that a fabricated fantasy paradise?

　

21: Anonymous TS

　Um... sorry.

　

22: Anonymous TS

　>>20

　It's just a fabricated image and a uselessly cool way of saying it

　

23: Victim A

　No, it's not edited

　That was the exact appearance of any elf from that world.

　I was able to meet her properly and even shake her hand.

　

24: Anonymous TS

　???　

　

25: Anonymous TS

　Huh, what do you mean?　

　

26: Anonymous TS

　So where is the problem?

　

27: Anonymous TS

　The punchline was that they were all boys

　

28: Anonymous TS

　>>27

　Is that heaven then?　

　

29: Victim A

　Just to let you know, that image is completely true.

　Everyone was there, they were all female elves, and their personalities were all so diverse, from kind and doting older sisters to playful little sister, that I had to say it was perfect.

　

30: Anonymous TS

　So there's no problem

　

31: Anonymous TS

　Is this some kind of self-deprecating bragging?　

　

32: Anonymous TS

　I think I kind of figured it out.

　

33: Anonymous TS

　There doesn't seem to be any problem anywhere.

　

34: Anonymous TS

　>>32

　What, seriously?　

　You're amazing

　

35: Victim A

　But you know what happen next?

　Yes, I was so excited that I overlooked one thing.　

　I want you to remember that image

　Indeed, all the elves in the photo are as beautiful and cute as angels.

　But take another look

　Yes. There were no male elves in that image.

　

36: Anonymous TS

　Eh, are there only female elves in that world?　

　

37: Anonymous TS

　Huh?　

　Wasn't there a man in the picture?　

　

38: Anonymous TS

　I've seen the saved images

　Seriously, they were all women.

　At the time I thought it was a man, but I found out when I used transparency magic.

　The masculine elves in this photo are all women who are as close to handsome as possible.

　

39: Anonymous TS

　>>38

　Wait, so you're saying you saw them naked...?　

　Capital punishment! Off with your head!

　

40: Anonymous TS

　I see, a harem?　

　

41: Victim A

　No, no, it's not a harem, if it was I wouldn't call it hell

　I told you I was deceived by that one (to avoid confusion, I'll call him the Forest Sage from now on)

　

　There were male elves in that world too

　But the Forest Sage deliberately posted an image that didn't feature any male elves.

　What's more, she was also thoughtful enough to lure us into letting our guard down by including a masculine female elf in the image.

　

42: Anonymous TS

　Oh?　

　

43: Anonymous TS

　I see, I don't understand.

　

44: Anonymous TS

　...Sorry, what do you mean?　

　

45: Anonymous TS

　Ah, yeah, sorry.

　

46: Anonymous TS

　So that means the real male elf was crazy.

　

47: Anonymous TS

　Something hilarious

　

48: Victim A

　Ok, let's conclude now

　

　I was brought to the world of the Forest Sage

　↓

　The Forest Sage left for a while to follow my advice.

　↓

　The Forest Sage said, "I've already spoken to the elf elder, so it's fine," so I excitedly headed to the elf village (the Forest Sage's house was a little distance from the village).

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　Arriving at the Elf Village

　↓

　What appeared before my eyes was

　

　A group of muscle-bound, muscle-brained, muscular, Gorilla Elfs

　

49: Anonymous TS

　LMAO

　

50: Anonymous TS

　This is unexpected

　

51: Anonymous TS

　LOL

　

52: Anonymous TS

　I see

　

53: Anonymous TS

　LOL

　

54: Anonymous TS

　LMAO

　

55: Anonymous TS

　You'd laugh at something like this

　

56: Anonymous TS

　I see.

　

57: Anonymous TS

　Eek

　

58: Anonymous TS

　LOLOL

　

59: Victim A

　Yes, there's no doubt that all female elves in that world are angels.

　However, the male elves were the opposite; they were all muscular macho perverts.

　

60: Anonymous TS

　Lol

　

61: Anonymous TS

    Just imagining >>1 with dead eyes surrounded by muscular, shiny elves brought tears to my eyes... and my stomach hurts too.

　

62: Anonymous TS

　>>61

　You're just laughing too much lol

　

63: Anonymous TS

　Sorry, I don't know what face to make at times like this.

　

64: Anonymous TS

　>>63

　I think it's okay to laugh

　

65: Anonymous TS

　Reverse harem?

　

66: Anonymous TS

　>>63

　Don't lie

　

67: Victim A

　Apparently, as the story was passed down through the generations, discrepancies arose, and it was decided that I would be hosted by the male elfs.

　Now that I've said this, you can probably guess the rest, right?　

　

68: Anonymous TS

　Wipe away your tears

　

69: Anonymous TS

　How pitiful >>1

　

70: Anonymous TS

　I finally understood

　

71: Anonymous TS

　Yeah... well... I'm sorry for your loss...

　

72: Anonymous TS

　Sorry, I shouldn't laugh, but this is really unfair.

　

73: Victim A

　I am forcibly transported to a large house, where a naked festival is held by brainless, muscle-bodied gorillas.

　Muscle exhibition by muscular macho men wearing boomerang pants

　Muscles enlarged to the limit, dripping sweat creating heat, muscular gorillas with ecstatic expressions on their faces praising each other's muscles, it's truly hell.

　For the first time in my life, I cursed God

　

74: Anonymous TS

　lol

　

75: Anonymous TS

　Why? Muscles are the result of hard work.

　It's a great reward to be able to see the fruits of that effort up close.

　

76: Anonymous TS

　Well, yeah, it's better for a guy to have muscles.

　Building muscle makes you more confident

　

77: Anonymous TS

　That is also an experience

　Make sure to use it for your own nourishment.

　

78: Anonymous TS

　>>77

　Is this really something to be used as food?

　

79: Anonymous TS

　Even God would be confused if he were cursed for something like that.

　

80: Anonymous TS

　Sorry, I just can't stand it, I'm still laughing

　

81: Victim A

　The hellish muscle exhibition continued until the sun went down.

　At that point, my stamina was already at 0.

　All I had on my mind now was wanting to escape this hell, and a huge amount of resentment towards the Forest Sage who had brought me here.

　

82: Anonymous TS

　By the way, which muscle was the best for　>>1?

　

83: Anonymous TS

　There's no point in hating this

　

84: Anonymous TS

　After all, if you are a TS Girl, a reverse harem would be nice too.

　

85: Anonymous TS

　>>84

　What muscle gorillas love most is their muscles

　

86: Anonymous TS

　>>84

　I don't want to know about this reverse harem.

　

87: Victim A

　>>82

　The best muscle was from elf number 3

　The bulk was average, but the contraction and firmness were outstanding. So manly.

　

88: Anonymous TS

　You're having a great time lol

　

89: Anonymous TS

　>>87

　What are you talking about?　

　

90: Anonymous TS

　Are you sure you answered correctly?

　

91: Victim A

　And then the sun went down and I thought I'd finally be free

　But it was sweet lie.

　Those hideous muscular gorilla elves were using all their might and didn't let up on their efforts to entertain me.

　

　Large amounts of food and alcohol being brought

　Exciting muscular gorillas

　My eyes are dead

　

　Yes, it's a banquet

　

92: Victim A

　By the way, I was hoping that those angels would appear as waiters or something, but the people who brought the food were all muscular.

　Maybe they were an uncompromising species.

　

　I ended up spending the rest of the night surrounded by gorillas.

　Looking forward, there are muscles. Looking to the side, there are muscles. Looking behind, there are muscles. Looking away, there are muscles.

　Even when I close my eyes, I can see the muscles faintly visible behind my eyelids.

　

　Muscles everywhere I look. The density of muscles is so high that it feels as if the world has become muscle.

　If you're a muscle lover, this is probably a dream come true, but unfortunately I don't have such crazy tastes.

　

　I mean, it's just hell

　

93: Anonymous TS

　lol

　

94: Anonymous TS

　I sense a firm determination to finish him off.

　

95: Anonymous TS

　lol

　

96: Anonymous TS

　Follow-up attack

　

97: Anonymous TS

　It seems like it's too late

　

98: Anonymous TS

　Well then, I'll comfort you.

　Someone bring >>1 to my world

　

99: Anonymous TS

　What kind of face should I make when I ask?

　

100: Victim A

　The party continued until dawn

　Then the sun rises and the muscular gorilla male elves go to sleep.

　The only people awake in the room were me and a muscular elf who seemed to be an elder.

　

101: Victim A

　I thought I'd finally be freed

　But I will never forget the words the elder told me there.

　As an object of fear

　

102: Victim A

　The elder said in the room, surrounded by muscles.

　

"Now that the first part is over, should we call the members for the second part?"

　

103: Anonymous TS

　Is it a death sentence?

　

104: Anonymous TS

　Is it okay to laugh?　

　Hey, is it okay to laugh at this!?　

　

105: Anonymous TS

　A new kind of torture?　

　

106: Anonymous TS

　It's a reward in our industry.

　Sorry, I'm kidding.

　

107: Anonymous TS

　My tears came out

　

108: Victim A

　In the end, I ended up spending three days and three nights surrounded by the muscular gorilla elves until the forest sage noticed something was wrong and showed up at the banquet hall.

　After that, the Sage of the Forest cleared up the misunderstanding and I was entertained by the female elves as originally planned, but the image of their shiny, sweaty muscles has remained in my mind as a trauma ever since, so I couldn't even enjoy myself.

　In the end, all I got was the trauma of that scene.

　

109: Anonymous TS

　Well, cheer up.

　

110: Anonymous TS

　A perfect example of repaying kindness with malice

　

111: Anonymous TS

　It's okay to cry

　

112: Anonymous TS

　Right now, I'm really frustrated that I can't be of any help to >>1.

　

113: Anonymous TS

　If I were attacked by this >>1, I would probably forgive him.

　

114: Anonymous TS

　I know I shouldn't laugh, but ...

　

115: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　I'm sorry

　

116: Anonymous TS

　Now, for the first time in my life, I regret not being able to travel around the world.

　If I could, I would have comforted >>1.

　

117: Anonymous TS

　Wipe away your tears

　

118: Victim A

　>>115

　A great evil has appeared!

　I'll never forgive you!!

　

119: Anonymous TS

　>>115

　Oh, root of all evil. Hello!

　

120: Anonymous TS

　The person herself appears

　

121: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　No, I honestly think that I did something bad.

　Sorry

　

122: Anonymous TS

　Oh, surprisingly honest

　

123: Anonymous TS

　It's highly rated that because don't act openly or give up.

　

124: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　In my world, elves treat guests like that, it's the highest level of hospitality.

　They didn't do it with any ill intentions either.

　

125: Anonymous TS

　>>124

　By the way, I want to ask, why are all the male elves in your world like muscular gorillas?　

　

126: Anonymous TS

　Even if they don't mean any harm, there are things they should and shouldn't do.

　

127: Victim A

　>>124

　I can tell by looking at their faces that they don't mean any harm, you bastard!

　So the only person I hate is you! The one who deceived me by not including a male elf in the image.

　

128: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　>>125

　In my world, the standard of beauty for male elves is not face but muscles.

　The bigger and more beautiful his muscles are, the cooler he is as a male elf and the more popular he is.

　In short, it's a difference in values.

　

　>>127

　No, because if I showed a male elf there, you guys wouldn't take me seriously.

　I feel bad for deceiving you though

　

129: Anonymous TS

　>>128 "Well, if I showed a male elf there, you guys wouldn't take me seriously."

　

　Well, that's true.

　

130: Anonymous TS

　Of course

　

131: Anonymous TS

　Wow, there are some strange values ​​out there.

　

132: Victim A

　Because of you, even though I've returned to my original world, I can't get the image of those muscles covering my vision out of my mind.

　It keeps coming to my dreams as a nightmare

　

133: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　>>132

　I'm sorry

　As an apology, I'll be taking a big sister type female elf who's good at mental care with me to your world next time.

　

134: Anonymous TS

　A world where a muscular gorilla and an angel walk hand in hand?

　That's kind of funny

　

135: Anonymous TS

　After all, there's always a catch to a good deal

　

136: Anonymous TS

　>>133

There's no way >>1 would forgive someone 　like that

　

137: Victim A

　Forgiven

　

138: Anonymous TS

　>>137

　No, you forgive her?!

　

139: Anonymous TS

　This guy hasn't learned her lesson

　

140: Anonymous TS

　Think again >>1

　There's another pattern behind this too

　

141: Anonymous TS

　I've always been told to learn from my mistakes.

　

142: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　This time it's pure goodwill without any hidden intentions, so don't worry.

　It really hurts to leave someone who has been traumatized because of me.

　

143: Anonymous TS

　Is that true?　

　

144: Anonymous TS

　That sounds like a lie

　

145: Anonymous TS

　Well, I believe

　

146: Anonymous TS

　>>145

　This is the result of believing!　

　

147: Anonymous TS

　Well, if both of you are happy then it's fine.

　It has nothing to do with us

　

148: Anonymous TS

　>>147

　There is some truth to that.

　

149: Anonymous TS

　>>142

　I finally found you!

　

150: Anonymous TS

　Case closed...or is it?　

　

151: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　>>149

　Hmm, who are you?　

　

152: Anonymous TS

　Oops, is there something else?　

　

153: Anonymous TS

　Are there any more victims?

　

154: Anonymous TS

　>>151

　Don't mess with me

　I'm the one who was cursed by you to fall into female in the previous thread.

　How dare you forget it?

　

155: Anonymous TS

　Still not solved?

　

156: Anonymous TS

　This Sage seems to be causing trouble in many places.

　

157: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　>>154

　Eh?　

　

158: Anonymous TS

　?　

　

159: Anonymous TS

　Eh?　

　

160: Anonymous TS

　What happen?　

　

161: Anonymous TS

　A Sage with no memory

　Even I remember

　

162: Anonymous TS

　>>157

　Don't 'eh' me!

　Because of your curse, a lot of things have happened, and recently I don't even know how to face my Boss when I meet him.

　I'll never forget

　

163: Anonymous TS

　Well, it's certainly hard to forget

　

164: Anonymous TS

　Oi Sage, take good care of this one too.

　

165: Ordinary female sage of the Great Forest

　>>162

　No, that's a joke

　

166: Anonymous TS

　Eh?　

　

167: Anonymous TS

　Ehh?　

　

168: Anonymous TS

　Ehhhh?　

　

169: Anonymous TS

　Ehhhhhhh?　

　

170: Anonymous TS

　Huh?　

　

171: Anonymous TS

　Heh?　

　

172: Victim A

　Hah?　

　

173: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　No, I mean, I never put up any curse on you

　

174: Anonymous TS

　?

　

175: Anonymous TS

　???　

　

176: Anonymous TS

　Eh?　

　

177: Anonymous TS

　What does that mean?　

　

178: Anonymous TS

　Haha, I think I knew this pattern

　

179: Anonymous TS

　>>173

　Oh, no, you're kidding.

　Because actually after that, my body got hot and when I saw my Boss, my head got fuzzy.

　

180: Anonymous TS

　lol

　

181: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　Think carefully

　There are countless worlds and within them an infinite number of life forms, so do you think it's possible to target just one person in a world different from your own and cast a curse on them?

　It's different from traveling across worlds that just to cross the barriers between worlds.

　That's hundreds of times more difficult than traveling around the world.

　

182: Anonymous TS

　Haha, this is that pattern right ....?

　

183: Anonymous TS

　You dug your own grave

　

184: Anonymous TS

　Eh, no, but it actually appears in my body as a phenomenon.

　

185: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　>>184

　I don't know anything about that

　I thought for sure that you were just going along with me.

　

186: Anonymous TS

　lol

　

187: Anonymous TS

　lol

　

188: Anonymous TS

　>>184

　Well, sorry about that.

　

189: Anonymous TS

　Your deepest psychology has been exposed

　

190: Anonymous TS

　Congrats comrade!

　

191: Anonymous TS

　Oh, changing the subject, the Sage of the Forest

　Did you manage to satisfy your sexual desires in the end?　

　

192: Anonymous TS

　No, no, no

　Please tell me you put a curse on me?　

　Otherwise it would be strange for something like that to happen.

　

193: Ordinary Female Sage of the Great Forest

　>>191

　No, it was impossible.

　I thought it was a pretty good idea

　I might consult with the people on this board again.

　

　>>192

　Even if you say that, I don't know what I don't know...

　

194: Anonymous TS

　Yeah, next time please take us to your paradise

　Of course, where there were only female elves around.

　

195: Anonymous TS

　No, it's a curse

　Please say so, it's a curse, right?　

　Don't lie, if it wasn't a curse, then it would seem like I, um, wanted to do that with my Boss.

　That's impossible!!

　

196: Anonymous TS

　We have one genuine falling to female patient joining us!　

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Bonus thread introductions with background setting not mentioned in the main story
(it's not a problem if you don't read them):

Forest Sage: The only surviving of the seven heroes who ended the "Great Holy War" thousands of years ago, when the world's races split into two and fought for world dominance. She is feared and respected throughout the world. In recent years, she has been enjoying retirement and doesn't appear in public much. She is exceptionally beautiful, even among the beautiful female elves. Her latest obsession is making boob buns.

Victim A: A female general of a certain empire. She is one of the most powerful people in the empire, having risen to her current position solely through the sword.
Her manly features and dignified demeanor have earned her many sympathizers within the imperial army. For some reason, she has had a dead look in her eyes recently.

Cursed (lie) Falling to Female Patient: A member of a certain mercenary group. Abandoned by her parents long ago, she was found dying in the back alleys of a certain country by the current Boss of the mercenary group, and now follows him to repay his kindness. When she was first picked up, she was terrified of everything and had a severe distrust of people, but now, thanks to the efforts of her Boss and other comrades, she has grown into a cheerful and honest person. She has complicated feelings towards her Boss, who is her direct benefactor. However, it seems she is not very aware of this herself.

While I am a samurai who loves to have her innermost thoughts revealed by a bluff. Is there a comrade who shares my aspirations?