Chapter 21: Strying Fox vs Tentacle Charm Shaman

The only fortunate thing in this worst-case situation was that the tentacles summoned by the crazy shaman were approaching me very slowly.

Are they thinking I'm already captured prey?

The tentacles spread here and there in my room, completing preparations to attack me at any time, and thanks to that, I succeeded in sending a three-character KakaoTalk to my friend.

<Save me>

Three characters that can best convey the urgency of the situation.

He will probably run over immediately the moment he checks it.

Feeling a little relieved that I succeeded in contacting him, I threw a question at the crazy shaman to buy time.

"By the way, who are you to try and humiliate me? Fuck, let me at least know your identity before I get done."

"Well, who am I? If I tell you one thing, it's that I'm strangely obsessed with tentacles?"

"...There's no one I know who likes tentacles? Maybe some insane viewers... Ah, damn it."

Right, it was a viewer.

This crazy shaman who strangely likes tentacles is a viewer of my drawing broadcast.

"Motherfucker (Emi)."

"My mother passed away a while ago?"

"Fatherfucker (Aebi)."

"My father passed away too."

"Fucked up bitch (Dick-like bitch)."

"How does a woman have a dick? Ah! Since I use tentacles, maybe it's okay to think I have a dick?"

I believe you, you are indeed my viewer.

"I'll draw you one arousing tentacle porn pic, so could you please leave?"

"No, it's okay. If I kidnap and confine you to monopolize you anyway, I can receive arousing tentacle porn every day, right?"

"I have an incurable disease where I can't draw if I'm confined."

"Don't worry about that, tentacles are all-powerful."

Squish.

As if responding to her words, several bundles of tentacles dripped slime.

...That dirty slime getting on my fluffy, luscious, soft, warm, and fragrant tail.

Absolutely refuse.

I'd rather kill myself than get covered in that sticky slime.

"Is that enough for an answer? Then please get kidnapped quietly. Oh right! My nickname is VulgarMilkJugsJiggleJiggle! I hope you remember it!"

"Remember what? It doesn't match your nickname at all, so I can't even remember. What? VulgarMilkJugsJiggleJiggle? Don't make me laugh, no matter how I look at it, you're flat-chested?"

"It's okay, I named it after seeing your vulgar baby feeders. I'm only interested in other people's breasts, not my own insignificant breasts."

At her somewhat gloomy-sounding answer, I smiled refreshingly and mocked her.

"Ah, now that I see it, I think I know why the tentacles don't touch you!"

"Wh, What is it? Tell me quickly! I want to be humiliated by these tentacles!!!"

...She wants to be humiliated by tentacles?

Is that crazy bitch really a shaman?

No, that's a fashion shaman. If that kind of thing is a shaman and an exorcist, the world would have already been destroyed by yokai!

Looking at the insane bitch holding a tentacle with one hand and twisting her body right in front of my eyes, I asked with a serious voice.

"...Are you really a shaman?"

"I'm a shaman, and at the same time an exorcist! I'm just raising fun, cool, and sexy tentacles as Shikigami (familiars)! Anyway, tell me quickly! How can I get humiliated by this cute child? Huh? Huh?"

At her voice where madness was even glimpsed, I pointed at her with my finger and detonated a bomb named fact.

"The tentacles must not see you as a female no matter how they look. Even manga has standards, you bitch. Where in the world is a tentacle that wants to embrace a man who can't even get pregnant?"

"You... are you saying right now that I, a real woman, am unqualified as a female compared to you who just TS-ed (gender swapped) into a female?"

Her body began to tremble as if she was extremely angry.

Feeling the greatest happiness since encountering her, I drove a wedge into her who must be feeling a deep sense of defeat.

"Yes! Even to the tentacles, you lack charm as a female! That's why they don't see you, the summoner, as a target for humiliation! Can't you figure it out with a little thought? If you had charm as a female, the tentacles wouldn't have left you alone! They would have done everything to fuck you somehow?"

"N, No... That can't be...! There's no way I lack qualifications as a female! L, Lovely tentacle? You think so too, right? Huh? Say you think so!"

The shaman grabbed the primitive type tentacle that approached her side and shook it, and perhaps feeling annoyed, the tentacle shook off the shaman strongly.

Thud.

The shaman flew far away due to the tentacle's strong resistance and hit the wall.

She cried with a blank expression for a moment, then soon stood up laughing as if she had lost her mind.

"Fuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu... Right, I lacked qualifications as a female. That's why the tentacles didn't humiliate me."

"I feel like I'm really going to lose my mind, why is there not a single normal bastard among the exorcists I've seen?"

The bald bastard is a furry-lover, the crazy shaman in front of my eyes is a tentacle-lover. Surely no other exorcist likes bugs (insect-lover), right?

...No, absolutely not that.

Fuck, rather than smashing sex with a giant cockroach, it's better to burn my entire body and die.

You think so too, right? Fox God?

— That is something I acknowledge as well.

See, even the Fox God acknowledged it. So... if a bug-loving bastard pops out, I'm just going to hang myself immediately.

While I was thinking of a concrete suicide plan for a moment, the tentacle-loving shaman who kept muttering something glared at me with flashing eyes.

"Fufu, Nine-tailed Fox? I thought of a binding that doesn't matter how many seconds you move."

"Driving me crazy really. Are you some vampire with a heart on your forehead?" (Reference to DIO from JoJo)

"I don't know what that is, but from today on, you are a 'female'. Why? Because I decided so!"

The shaman who lost her mind gave an order to the tentacles she summoned to humiliate me.

"Lovely tentacle? Humiliate that Nine-tailed Fox until she can't function as a female. You can even do reproductive activities today."

"This bitch?"

"Don't introduce yourself."

As soon as the shaman's words ended, a game of tag began in the confined space.

The tagger is the tentacles trying to humiliate the Fox Beastkin in various forms.

The runner is the Fox Beastkin in heat with only dirty good physical abilities.

In a situation where getting caught in any form turns into an R-18 erotic manga, I started dodging the bundles of tentacles with the help of the Fox God.

[Right! Left! Coming from above!!!]

Bang! Bang! Bang!!!

The house that was fine, no, maybe not fine from the beginning, gets destroyed by the tentacles.

My tablet, my precious livelihood, has long been smashed, and even the bed, the place where I enjoyed Happy Time, is now split in half by tentacles.

A situation where my precious Sweet My Home is becoming ruins due to tentacles.

I threw the frying pan at the assailant like Captain Africa and screamed fiercely.

"You fucking bitch!!! Do you plan to destroy someone else's house completely?!"

"Yeah, I plan to destroy everything, remove your attachment to the house, and kidnap you to my house♪"

"As if I'd willingly get kidnapped by someone who destroyed my house, you fucked up bitch! I... No matter what happens, I will smash your head, fuck."

"Do you even have the confidence to smash it? What to do... Now all your frying pans are."

Sizzle... Sizzle... Crunch...

"Destroyed and gone."

The tentacle destroys the last frying pan.

Now a disadvantageous situation where I really have to fight with only my body.

To make matters worse.

Throb - Throb -

My lower abdomen... started to itch gradually.

My lower body is already as wet as it can get, and strength is gradually leaving my legs.

I looked at the approaching tentacles and ground my molars hard.

"...Like a dog (fucked up), really."

"Since foxes are canines, isn't it not 'like a dog' but really 'a dog'?"

"Could you please shut that mouth?"

As soon as I finished speaking, tentacles rushed fast from all directions.

I dodged them by a hair's breadth and approached the shaman quickly.

"Ho... You're approaching."

"If I don't approach, I can't escape these fucked up tentacles."

There are only two ways to beat that female shaman right now.

Endure until my bald friend, who looks quite strong as an exorcist, comes, or feed that damn woman a punch.

I really want to choose the former if possible, but since it's an urgent situation, I don't even know if he saw the message or not.

I have no choice but to choose the latter.

But.

Swish. Swish. Swaaaish!!!

Bang!!!

The problem is the pile of tentacles that are dirty fast and even possess a special ability called aphrodisiac.

If I get caught wrong once by those tentacles, I'll be pickled in aphrodisiac and become 'corrupted into a female' in the true sense.

Is that all?

Judging by those insidious eyes right now, she definitely won't humiliate me just once.

Maybe there's a possibility of receiving Vitality from tentacles and spending my whole life with tentacles.

"...Is there really no way to land a hit?"

All the frying pans remaining in the house were torn apart by the angry tentacles.

I tried to cut the tentacles with sharp objects like kitchen knives, but the tentacles were stronger than steel, so all the sharp objects in the house were chipped.

Should I just run out of the house and escape?

Oh.

Why didn't I think of that?

Spending my whole life humiliated by tentacles, or spending my whole life as a test subject in a research lab.

Isn't it fucked up either way?

At least if I choose the latter, I think I can give the shaman in front of me a fucked up feeling.

I ran fast toward the shaman, slammed on the brakes, and immediately started running toward the window.

"Hey, hey! You, what are you doing?!"

"Are your eyes decorations? Obviously escaping!"

"Because of the special clause between yokai and exorcists, if both reveal themselves to normal people...!"

"Is that my problem? If you don't like it, put away the tentacles first."

I ran madly toward the window without reducing speed at all, and at this, the shaman gritted her teeth and ordered the tentacles.

"Q, Quickly block the window!!!"

"Blocking it is useless!"

Toward the window being rapidly encroached by tentacles, I threw a punch with all my might.

Paaang!!!

Tentacles and window bursting due to overwhelming physical ability, and tentacles grabbing my body.

"Uh... Uh...?"

The body fluids sprayed by the burst tentacles seeped into my whole body, making my already sensitive body turn my mind blank even with just a brush of wind.

At the same time, tentacles slowly approaching me who became completely incapacitated.

I laughed hollowly and looked at the approaching tentacles.

"...Truly fucked."