Chapter 26: Managers are hard to follow

Halo Streaming, Streamer Administrator.

When the headquarters gave me the position to monitor streamers, I thought there was no job as cushy as this one.

Why?

Isn't it obvious?

Usually, I just enter the broadcasts of streamers I like and monitor them appropriately.

If a report comes in, I just watch the replay appropriately and if there's something to sanction, I sanction it. It was a simple job.

Yes, until exactly 4 weeks ago, the work I did was practically a cushy job envied by others.

Until I encountered that crazy bitch.

Is her chest H-cup? Or maybe I-cup?

She, who possesses tremendous assets that can't be fully grasped even with one hand, was the worst streamer who has been scratching my mental state raw since 4 weeks ago.

<Drawing not-quite-R-18 pics with 10 tags>

<Tentacle pic commission for donating viewers>

<Abnormal fetishes found in daily life>

Whether the saying that a person who looks insidious might actually be normal, and a person who looks fine and pretty might actually be a pervert was true.

From the start of the broadcast until now, she consumed my mental strength by drawing only indescribably strange pictures.

[Look closely, everyone. There is a clothespin here? What would happen if we grab the sensitive part of the pants with this clothespin?]

Sex jokes are equipped as standard.

[What do I think about furries? I only allow up to fluffy (mohu-mohu), soft, and cozy tails and twitching, smooth ears. Put simply, should I say I only allow 10% ~ 15% furry? I think anything more than that is mental illness.]

Making assertive statements indiscriminately as if telling respect for tastes to go to the dogs.

[I made the viewers angry!!! I can control emotions!!!!!]

She was such a crazy bitch who treated viewers carelessly, whom other streamers would have cherished one by one.

Of course, all the viewers watching her broadcast looked like mental patients too.

"Crazy bastards saying they want to stick it into a pencil holder hole. Nutjobs saying they want to enjoy Happy Time with a slipper. Mental patient bastards saying they would have stuck it in if the outlet hole was just a little bigger..."

Normally, it would be natural for one of the viewers to act like a Confucian scholar (Seonbi - uptight person), feel uncomfortable, and deliver a harsh rebuke, or report it.

Whether this room was crushed by the abnormal fetishes of the viewers and the streamer, not a single such viewer was seen.

No, maybe they saw the streamer's vulgar drawing skills and became corrupted into 'abnormal fetishists'.

Watching the abnormal fetishist's broadcast proceeding before my eyes, I ground my teeth enduring the pain as if my eyes were rotting.

"Fucking bitch... A bitch who keeps regulations amazingly well... Just cross the line once, really... Please..."

The moment she crosses the line, it's an immediate ban.

Then I don't need to see you for a month.

Begone, you damn lewd demon.

Stop dirtying my brain with abnormal fetishes and fall to hell.

I continued praying while holding the rosary on my wrist, but a seductive voice was heard in my ear.

[Let's be honest. Honestly, everyone harbors at least one abnormal fetish in their heart, right?]

"Aaaack!!! No!!!!!"

[What do you mean no? You look like an abnormal fetishist at a glance. Just staying in my broadcast without leaving is admitting you are an abnormal fetishist, you know?]

"Just turn it off... I can turn it off! Do you think I can't turn it off, you fucking bitch???"

I spat out words confidently, but in reality, I can't turn it off.

Because my job is to monitor that bitch and feed her a ban as quickly as possible.

"Turn off? Or not? Turn off? Or not? If I turn it off, I prove I'm not an abnormal fetishist but it becomes dereliction of duty... If I don't turn it off..."

I become an abnormal fetishist.

No.

I just like the Blonde Thug (Geum-tae-yang) intruding into Yuri (GL)! NTR is not an abnormal fetish, right? Strictly speaking, that is.

"Normal sexual desire!!!"

I howled enough for the room to fly away, but her next words brought me a huge shock.

[Is NTR a normal sexual desire? Are you crazy? There are things you can say and things you shouldn't. Pure love (Sun-ae) is the true normal sexual desire, you crazy bastards. I'll define exactly what normal sexual desire is for you; a Fox Beastkin getting pinned down by her spouse and having 1:1 lovey-dovey pure love mating is true pure love, understand? Refutation equals ban. If you refute this, I'll perma-ban you.]

"Th, That stupid bitch whose brain is pickled in sexual desire, what did she just say? NTR isn't a normal sexual desire? Even in HiXX tags, NTR proudly takes 1st place for both men and women? I can't forgive... I absolutely cannot forgive you bitch for dismissing my normal sexual desire as abnormal fetish!!!"

I logged into another account, not the admin account, and immediately crushed her with a huge donation.

[Admit immediately that NTR is normal sexual desire, kid. Taking 1st place for both men and women on HiXX tags isn't normal sexual desire?]

I pressed down with a sum close to 100,000 won, but she refunded the 100,000 won without hesitation.

[NTR or whatever... cannot be acknowledged as normal sexual desire. Confinement pure love, rape pure love, Yandere-style limb amputation pure love, I am lenient about everything, but.]

Spitting out a voice chilling enough to freeze the spine, she started listing bullshit as if giving a speech.

[Whatever else, I absolutely cannot acknowledge NTR pure love! That is an act for which the heroine molested by the Blonde Thug's massive club! And the Blonde Thug who tried to steal that heroine should be punished by heaven, you damn bastard!]

Grind. Griiiiiiiind!!!

While huffing and puffing, grinding her teeth as if to break them, she continued speaking.

[I'll destroy all Blonde Thugs who broke happy pure love couples, and I'll destroy all those followers who praise Blonde Thugs, thread-eyed middle-aged men, and hypnosis app fat otakus saying NTR is normal sexual desire!!! From the beginning, that was my only thought!!!]

Saying that, she mercilessly perma-banned me.

"Haha... Bitch-like bitch."

Seeing her refund 100,000 won, which other streamers would have licked feet to receive, just to make a conviction statement, I let out a hollow laugh.

"She's infinitely sincere about her tastes, I actually quite like this point."

After logging out from my main account, I entered her broadcast again with the admin ID.

And without saying a word, I focused and waited for her to make a mistake, but with the sound of the door opening, a beautiful woman intruded into my room.

"Hey, what broadcast are you watching to stare at it so obsessively? Someone might think you're a stalker?"

"You came, Senior (Sunbae)? Hah... So it looks like that in others' eyes. I haven't been able to sleep for almost five days because of this bitch. She's a truly vicious bitch, this one."

"What kind of broadcast is it anyway? R-18 stuff shouldn't be usable on Halo Streaming?"

"I'm telling you, she walks the tightrope fucking well, almost crossing our R-18 regulations but not quite? I saw signs when banning her the 2nd time, but after getting banned, maybe she awakened or something, she doesn't give any grounds to be caught."

"Let me see too, how fucked up the broadcast is that your paper-thin mentality got completely shredded?"

Senior, who joined in instantly, watched the broadcast she was conducting.

"Ob, Obscene...! Wh, What is this fuck!!! What are you doing? Not banning her quickly!"

"No, Senior? What do we do if Senior, the walking mass of regulations, says such things? That doesn't violate regulations. Last time I gave a 1-month ban just because it was fucked up and I got disciplined, remember?"

"...Is she a bitch determined to screw us over? No matter how I think about it, there seems to be no intention other than screwing us over."

"But judging from what I observed for five days, she keeps regulations too well for trying to blow up the site, and the broadcast is fun so a concrete layer (loyal fan base) is already secured."

"Surely, you aren't one of the viewers forming that concrete layer?"

Senior's cold yet suspicious gaze.

I faced her gaze head-on and shook my head.

"Senior, do you think I enjoy watching such abnormal fetishist broadcasts?"

"Yeah, seems to fit your taste too well? NTR you like is an abnormal fetish, no?"

"No, where does NTR look like an abnormal fetish? It's truly a synonym for arousal! How arousing is the situation where another man's woman is pinned under a Blonde Thug saying 'How was the relationship with XX? I can't remember a single thing about sex life and his club anymore...!'?!"

"Stealing another man's woman to relieve sexual desire is normal? You... surely belong to the side thinking 'If they're happy? Isn't it? Pure love???'"

"Of course (Mochiron), isn't the NTR genre ultimately a P.u.r.e. L.o.v.e. s.t.o.r.y dealing with the happy pure love of the Blonde Thug and the heroine?"

I looked at Senior with a sly smile, and at this, Senior.

"...You are an existence unworthy of living."

Picked up a thick book from somewhere and struck my head with it.

Thwack!

Inside my fading consciousness.

Senior looked at the screen I was watching for a moment, then with a surprised face, approached me and whispered.

"Hey, I'll take charge of that person from now on. You said it was hard, right? Find someone else, I'll watch that person."

At those words, I nodded with difficulty, and the last thing that caught my eye was.

The scene of 8 black fluffy fox tails swaying behind Senior's buttocks.