Chapter 27: Twice as happy as the tail

I declared the end of the broadcast quite quickly today.

The first reason was that my mental strength was shaved off debating with some crazy bastard shouting for NTR pure love, and the second reason was hearing the insane words of the viewers while watching Extube Kids to establish discipline.

The first one was relatively okay since I only had to deal with one person, but the second one...

<Donation of 50,000 won from User 'HorseFucker'!>

[Wow... Look at that horse character's expression... Fucking lewd... Plus the tail looks really perfect to grab, so if I grab that and fuck her from behind... Heung...]

- Horse fucker bastard lololololololol

- That is... true madness... Just seeing how suspiciously rich he is, I think I know which side that human is on...

- But it's kinda arous?ing though? Are you sure this is for kids? It's true that it's lewd lol

- Hearing the donation voice, it looks like that to me too... Damn bitch... Fucking hot...

- Wait a sec, gotta leave the room for a bit, this is fucking disgusting no matter how I think about it, fuuuuuck

- Stop the furry you crazy bitches;;

Yes, my viewers who have suspiciously lots of money.

Among them, crazy bastards who like bestiality revealed their sexual desire watching videos prepared for children.

Even among the suicide squad of 100 who had been watching the chat happily until now, 10 people who couldn't stand the disgust fled, and eventually, thinking I shouldn't proceed with the broadcast anymore, I declared the end of the broadcast.

"Driving me crazy, really."

Shouting that cloaca is totally possible watching a penguin.

Saying it must go deep because it's long when a ferret appears.

Saying deep throat would be possible if the giraffe was a little smaller.

Defeated by the 'real furry-lovers', I was shocked and conveyed these words to my friend exactly as they were, but.

[What? You said you were shocked by just that? That's plenty soft though? Besides, the viewers are all learned perverts (Kkol-jal-al), seeing how they pinpoint the charm points of animals like that.]

"You seriously go get psychiatric counseling once."

[Psychiatric evaluation result says normal, don't worry. What I do every day is psychiatric counseling.]

The bald friend answering rather confidently.

Feeling like my mind would really fly to Andromeda if I kept calling, I hung up and started checking emails, deciding to organize the piled-up emails first.

And.

"Oh fuck."

I received countless requests for handshakes, no, countless requests for advertisements.

From adult toy companies and lingerie companies.

- We too are very interested in your three sizes!

- We know it's not allowed! But exposure even subtly...!

- If only you accept, we will give you anything! T-back? Mesh? Or string?

- You said you were single, right? We know you are lonely! In that case, try using it and give a review on broadcast..!

- Please contact us... We urgently need Teacher's contact!!!

I feel like losing my mind.

Why do I have to wear the underwear you guys suggest and broadcast?

This is a drawing broadcast, not a female cam, fuck.

What? T-back? Mesh? String panties? Why are you guys interested in my three sizes?

I don't know my three sizes either, fuck. I just wear what that furry-lover friend bastard brings.

What's shown on the Dullahan is only the chest.

No, this isn't the problem, the viewers are extremely skewed towards men, so why advertise women's clothing and adult toys here.

Go find a wholesome female cam on another streaming site instead, fuck.

I sighed heavily at the reality I was in and complained to the Fox God.

"...Why the fuck is there not a single normal person around me?!"

— First off, because you are not a normal person yourself?

"Don't bullshit me! I am a normal person! Fox God, if only I hadn't turned into a female Nine-tailed Fox and had increased sexual desire because of you, I would have been a perfectly normal person!"

— Who was it that had Happy Time 3 times every day even before meeting me? I am truly curious.

"That's the average for men!"

— Don't be funny. You are not the center of the world, I have experienced men directly, where do you spout such dog sounds (bullshit)?

"I always say this, but foxes are canines, right? So I can make some dog sounds, why be so stiff."

— I will definitely return those words someday.

The Fox God disappeared somewhere growling.

After confirming she disappeared, I rejected all spam mails and advertisement offers causing rejection, then started reading the remaining mails.

"Let's see, one is from Halo Streaming, and the other is a liquor advertisement."

The last remaining advertisement.

The last advertisement filtered out using animal instincts and then filtered again by reason.

Confirming that a sake company gave the advertisement, I sent a reply saying 'I am interested' to the quite normal offer, and finally opened the mail from Halo Streaming.

"I am sorry, Streamer-nim. We apologize for the administrator's mistake? Ah, are they talking about the false ban when I played a prank last time?"

There was such an incident within the last week.

While drawing a slightly erotic picture after receiving a commission, I got banned even though I didn't cross the line.

I remember finishing it after receiving a message from the streaming site back then, but to send a separate mail.

Do they intend to give some compensation?

I scrolled down with a little expectation, but unfortunately, there was only despair there.

"An employee... is coming to visit? Why? I didn't do anything special?"

I did cause trouble twice.

But I already received punishments of a one-day suspension and a one-week suspension, right?

Yet they bother to visit?

"First, let's say I refuse. Let's ask for the reason and stall for time. If I get caught now, it's straight to the lab."

The moment I said that and closed the mail window.

Ding-dong ~ Ding-dong ~

The doorbell rang. And it was a sound to which my animal instincts sent a red signal.

[Is anyone there?]

[No one? No, I definitely heard a human voice though?]

[Could you come out for a moment? It'll just take a moment. I came from Halo Company~]

[I don't intend to harm you, if you don't come out, I'll wait in front until I hear a sound? Come out quickly!]

[Before my patience reaches its limit, that is.]

At first, the voice sounded only sweet so I thought about opening the door, but.

At the creeping voice heard at the end, I sent a KakaoTalk to my friend first.

<Dangerous? Or weird?>

<Former, quickly, urgent. Some crazy bitch is outside the front door threatening to kill me.>

I pressed the keypad gently and sent the KakaoTalk, but perhaps hearing even that sound, now the sound of scratching the front door vigorously with fingernails was heard.

Scratch.

Scraaaaaatch!!!

[You just touched your smartphone, right?]

[See, I told you she's inside? You can fool human ears but you can't fool animal ears, our Fox Lady.]

[Open the door quickly, I have something to say.]

Wait, didn't she just say Fox Lady?

Then does the person who sent this mail know my identity and came?

"Identity."

[Black Tail Clan, 871 years old. My name is Hari? Since I told you everything, if you don't open...]

"Wait a little, no just about 10 minutes. I'm not mentally prepared yet."

[Well, the generous me will wait for you. However, if you plan to buy time to escape.]

Cutting the door in a straight line with her fingernail, she looked at me with bloody yet sweet black eyes.

[You might suffer something severe?]

At her words, I sent a KakaoTalk to my friend once again.

<Bought 10 minutes for now, when will you arrive?>

<Only bought 10 minutes? Still seems like you have some leeway?>

<The opponent fell for my splendid speech and gave consideration.>

<Bullshit, then it's not a dangerous situation. Your eloquence is a mess, would the opponent wait for that?>

<Understood for now. I'll arrive within roughly 15 minutes so stall for time a little more. And, did the yokai perhaps tell you a name or something?>

<Dun?no Black Tail Clan, only heard something like Hari or Harim?>

<Ah, her? She's a relatively safe friend so just let her in.>

<The way she talks seems fucking dangerous though?>

<It's a concept. What she actually does is nothing much.>

<Still I'll go as fast as possible so don't worry too much.>

<Oh right, and don't contact me. I almost hit a tree just now. Fuuuuck>

Must have hit a tree, retard bastard.

I clicked my tongue once and looked at the thread-eyed black fox through the peephole in the door.

My shaman friend definitely guaranteed safety.

But why on earth are my animal instincts sending a red signal?

First, it's not a threat of being killed. That felt truly terrible when I experienced it from my friend.

This feeling... this feeling of my lower body and chest tingling...

I definitely feel like I've felt it before... When did I feel it?

No memory.

Just that I have felt the same feeling as this seeing something amazing.

While I was fidgeting thinking about what to do, 10 minutes must have passed as the black fox pressed the doorbell once again.

[10 minutes passed, will you open the door now?]