Chapter 83: First outing.

Before stepping out the front door, I look in the mirror one more time holding the trash bag.

Does the outfit look too much like an unemployed bum?

Does it smell like dog fur?

Shouldn't look too much like a loser (jjintta), maybe I really should apply light makeup as Hyeok-jin said?

As I stood still in front of the mirror continuing to worry endlessly, Hyeok-jin urged me to leave quickly, perhaps frustrated by that sight.

"Crazy bitch! Already the seventh time! Just do it moderately and leave, fuck!"

"But it's my first outing since becoming a Gumiho! Shouldn't I care a little more?"

"A bitch who says she cares wears a tracksuit top and dolphin pants out? That's a very careful outfit indeed."

Baldy picking a fight with the outfit I chose sighing.

To such a guy, I puffed out my chest and spoke confidently.

"My friends told me you wear comfortable clothes when going out for a walk or something. Said wearing pretty clothes out is only for important occasions?"

"...You have friends besides me? You?"

Hyeok-jin asked back with a face saying he absolutely couldn't believe it, and I entered the community site to prove it.

Then showing him a whopping 3161 friends, I smiled brightly.

"I have internet friends."

When I proudly said I have countless friends, Hyeok-jin put his hand on his forehead as if having a headache, smiled bitterly for a moment, then pushed my back quietly.

"Stop talking nonsense and let's go out. I feel more pathetic just listening."

"Why! What's wrong with internet friends!!!"

"Please shut up. The more you speak, the more miserable only you become."

Hyeok-jin patted my back looking at me like a pitiful animal, and at such attitude of the guy, I felt a deeper sense of defeat rather and grabbed the doorknob.

...Don't want to open.

Really have to go out?

What benefit is there for me going out of the house?

Isn't home, where I can have at least a little control, better than outside where unknown incidents might explode?

But thinking about it, I never really had control at home either.

When the black fox came, I called Hyeok-jin to solve it.

When that un-arousing Dream Demon came, Hyeok-jin helped me escape the crisis.

Even when the shota Incubus attempted to rape me, Hyeok-jin arrived on his own and killed him.

Really Hyeok-jin did everything?

Although there were times when the Fox God played the main role, most incidents were solved by Hyeok-jin, right?

At this point, isn't next to that guy the safest place in the world, not home?

Turning back carefully and looking at the guy's smooth head, the guy screamed ppa-aek as if he endured enough.

"Stop dawdling and just go out already!!!"

Even while going out briefly to throw away trash, I feel the neighbors' gazes.

From curious eyes wondering if such a person lived in the neighborhood, to eyes containing vulgarity wanting to fuck me right away.

Unable to withstand those countless gazes, I approached Hyeok-jin naturally pretending to throw away other trash, and only after arriving near Hyeok-jin could I barely catch my breath as the gazes dispersed.

Already tired, want to go back home right now.

Once I throw away all this trash, I can go back immediately like usual, right? Should be.

Praying to return home quickly, I disposed of the trash as fast as possible, but heartlessly, my wish was trampled easily like a roadside weed.

"Trash is all thrown away, and the weather is nice, let's go for a walk together. Stop by the mart on the way and buy some food too."

"Food? Ordered a box of meal kits today so don't really need to buy groceries?"

I look at him with desperate eyes enough to feel guilt.

Even hanging onto his forearm begging to go home.

However, Hyeok-jin shook his head firmly meaning refusal, and lifting me hanging on his forearm easily, started walking slowly towards the outside.

"Gonna live eating only meal kits every day? Should try other foods too, no matter how convenient and good meal kits are, need to eat home-cooked meals too."

"If tired of meal kits, order delivery food. If tired of delivery food, eat meal kits again. Seems no reason to eat home-cooked meals anywhere?"

Even providing quite logical grounds arguing there's no need to eat home-cooked meals, that argument naturally didn't work at all.

"Whatever you say, planning to make you walk unconditionally today so know that. Won't accept objections."

Rather making up his mind more firmly, Hyeok-jin dragging me towards the park.

Perhaps that appearance looked like a kidnapper kidnapping a woman, some neighborhood residents picked up their phones to report to the police.

If the police arrive, only annoying things will happen needlessly, so I decided to play along with the guy for now.

"Really only this time, next time absolutely won't go out for walk or whatever."

"Very strange. Heard dogs love walks so they go crazy at the word walk, why are you like that?"

"Because I'm a fox not a dog! And closer to human than fox!"

"When did you say fox is canine, you crazy bitch."

Sighing euh-hyu, the guy led me to the park, and walking like that for a few minutes, we could arrive at a nearby park.

Park crowded with people out for a walk even on a weekday daytime.

As soon as we entered there, gazes focused once again, but with a bald guy with forearms the size of an average person's head beside me, the gazes dispersed quickly.

Situation becoming smooth for a walk, I stuck close to the guy's side and started walking along the trail, and soon could discover a large Husky marking territory on a tree.

Judging by gender, male.

And, seeing him harden his object stiffly as soon as seeing me, that bastard.

Must have gotten turned on seeing me.

Unlike humans who have 'patience' which is a blessing and a curse at the same time, beasts depend on instinct for their lives.

The Husky started rushing towards me immediately with eyes filled with desire, and at this, the owner was surprised by the sudden unexpected behavior of the pet dog and even let go of the leash.

Now means to control that dog bastard are nonexistent.

Since it seemed certain I would suffer real-life bestiality at this rate, I slapped Hyeok-jin's forearm chal-ssak chal-ssak and shouted urgently.

"Hey! Stop that bastard!!!"

"What?"

"Fuck, rushing to rape me! Block that dog bastard!!!"

"Ah."

Only then confirming the Husky, no, numerous doggies rushing towards this side at full speed, Hyeok-jin tilted his head and asked me.

"But if fox and dog do it, is it interspecies? Since same canine, not interspecies?"

"Your childhood friend is about to suffer bestiality right now, is that important?! Whether fry or boil or kill, take care of them quickly!!!"

As I shouted with all my might looking at the large dogs already close, Hyeok-jin started subduing the rushing doggies one by one as if having no choice.

Yelp! Yelp!!!

Sound of catching dogs echoing in the peaceful park.

Dog owners who heard this felt the seriousness of the situation perhaps, ran towards us even faster, and upon arrival, made blank expressions looking at the dogs sprawled on the ground.

A face not knowing what to say at all.

Indeed, even I would have made such an expression.

Chased my dog running as if bewitched by something when it usually walked fine without problems, but how flustered would I be if it suddenly lies down as if dead?

Meanwhile, dropped the leash so the fault is solely on oneself, so can't say anything.

Waiting for the owners to take their dogs hoping this awkward atmosphere ends quickly?

No matter how long I wait, the owners don't move, so I poked a dog sprawled on the ground timidly with my foot tuk-tuk.

Then the owners started moving slowly one by one, two by two, approached saying sorry and disappeared with their dogs, and soon when all dogs on the ground disappeared, Hyeok-jin giggled and opened his mouth.

"Didn't you say you wanted to be loved by animals in the past? How does it feel receiving affection offensive?"

"Rushing with dick throbbing trying to fuck, must be fucking good, fucker. And what? Childhood friend is on the verge of suffering bestiality, asking if dog and fox doing it is interspecies? Really filled brain only with cum?"

"But, was really curious. Honestly aren't you curious too?"

"Curious my ass, shut up and let's go home. Don't want to be outside anymore."

Just walking normally, dogs and humans only think of fucking me, would I want to keep walking?

Thinking that, hit Hyeok-jin's back hard once and distanced myself briefly?

As soon as I distanced myself, this time a greasy man who looked like he ate 1kg of butter approached and confessed handing me a rose.

"Fell in love at first sight. Please date me."

...Is this that scolding with a confession thing?

Fuck, no wonder manga heroines make a face like chewing shit whenever receiving a confession.

Experiencing it, feels really fucking bad.

Plus receiving confession from a man feels somewhat disgusting.

Urgh...

I dry heaved, then pointed at the bald head following behind me and said.

"Excuse me, don't you see that?"

"Yes?"

"Asking if you don't see that person. Surely not the type thinking a goal can't be scored just because there's a goalkeeper?"

Spoke as if interrogating, but judging by those eyes containing lust, this person is highly probable to be that type.

Better nip the bud before he acts up more.

I compared Hyeok-jin approaching from behind and the greasy man in front in my head and opened my mouth slowly.

"With weak arm muscles unable to do lifting fuck (deul-bak) even a few times, and object doesn't seem that sturdy either... Wouldn't this not score a goal even without a goalkeeper?"