Chapter 85: That's the main thing, you crazy bitch!

"Ku-heup... Kik... Ku-heu-heuk..."

"Stop laughing, bastard. Been laughing continuously since earlier."

"Would I... Ki-hik... look like not laughing? A bastard who said he'd never become corrupted into a female declared himself a newlywed?"

Hyeok-jin laughs looking at the boxes in his hand.

Laughs like crazy, as if he can't endure it even if he tries.

No fuck, I tried to say we weren't newlyweds too.

Making fun of me too much just because words came out wrong by mistake, aren't you?

Besides, got more goods even if it was a mistake, right?

Should praise if profited, why mock me?

When I glared with a murderous expression as if to eat him, only then did the guy stop laughing, but teasing me remained the same.

"If you wanted to marry, should have said so. Is this that 'head says no but body is honest'? Hearing it like this, really fucking hot."

"Bullshit is a disease too. Think I'd like a furry-lover bastard like you?"

"Never know. Becoming corrupted into a female might proceed slowly like getting wet in drizzle, or proceed greatly like getting hit by a shower."

The guy starting to spout bullshit again took the stamina supplement in my hand and continued.

"Refusing saying no now, but who knows? In the near future, might be whispering love on the bed."

"Absolutely won't happen so don't even bring it out of your mouth. Just thinking about it makes me nauseous, urgh..."

"Wait, is that morning sickness? You... fuck surely didn't get sleep-raped while cohabiting?"

"I said stop bullshitting!!!"

Slap ㅡ !

Eventually, only after getting hit on the back once did the guy fall silent, and I shook my head looking at Hyeok-jin laughing quietly.

Just what confidence does that bastard have to act like that?

What aspect did he see to be sure I'm becoming corrupted into a female?

What element is there for me to feel attracted to such a crazy furry-lover bastard?

Just mouth watering strangely when getting close, able to lift-fuck easily since he has more muscles and strength than others, and being sweet really occasionally, nothing more, right?

Not attractive at all, can I really see that bastard as the opposite sex?

Right, no way I'd do something like female corruption.

Just needless worry, right?

I sighed in relief and chased the guy walking ahead, and around the time we arrived at the mart exit, we could discover a large roulette wheel.

A roulette wheel that can be spun if spent over 50,000 won in the store.

Just in time, money spent buying stamina supplements and dinner ingredients exceeded 50,000 won, so I approached the roulette carefully.

Let's see, first no blank (losing) spaces.

Worst prize is 4 days 3 nights trip to Japan which I have no use for even if received, best prize is three boxes of cup ramen which I can eat right away.

Most are snacks, cosmetics, but with my luck and skill, I can pull cup ramen.

I trust my luck. Can do it, if it's me.

Steeling my heart, I handed the receipt to the employee smiling burdeningly brightly, and the employee receiving the receipt checked the history and nodded.

"Spent over 50,000 won? Then you can spin the roulette once! Please spin with all your might?"

"Y, Yes!"

Hearing the employee's cheerful words, spinning the roulette with all my might, the disk starts rotating rapidly.

Whirrrrrrrrr!

Needle trembling deol-deol like a vibrator due to the rapidly rotating disk.

Needle shaking its body violently like a woman reaching climax, but even so, the guy stopped the roulette gradually.

One space. Another space.

As the needle passed, the roulette's movement slowed down, and I smiled meaningfully at the three boxes of cup ramen getting closer gradually.

At this rate, definitely three boxes of cup ramen.

Passing the 4 days 3 nights trip to Japan taking up space as small as a thread right next to it, reaching the result called three boxes of cup ramen!

Look, at my awesome luck and skill.

Desired thing rolling into hand despite being a single pull?

I am invincible and Fox Beastkin is god.

Anyway it is so.

Was I waiting for the result smiling he-juk he-juk?

Suddenly the Fox God appeared on the roulette, and making an expression annoying enough to slap a Mesugaki's cheek 10 times, pointed at the roulette.

[Mmm... Three boxes of cup ramen. Item exactly what you would want. If left alone, could obtain it certainly.]

...Why act ominously, what are you trying to do again?

Surely, thinking of changing the result?

That's not it, really not it Fox God-ah.

This is a result obtained solely by my luck and skill!

Stop manipulation (Ju-jak)!!!!!

When I hardened my face with tension, the Fox God looked at me with insidious eyes and slowly brought her hand to the roulette.

[However, I do not like this result very much. Made it possible for you to go out with effort, but thinking only of eating cup ramen sitting at home.]

Shaking her head, she touched the roulette tuk.

[Since became able to change anyway, shouldn't I give a slightly more special outing opportunity?]

By her light touch, the needle heading towards the confirmed result of three boxes of cup ramen headed towards the 4 days 3 nights trip to Japan I thought would absolutely never be reached.

Something to celebrate in others' view.

However, for me who doesn't prefer going out, a travel ticket was like a chicken rib (useless but wasteful to discard), so.

Looking at the Fox God laughing loudly holding her belly, I exploded in rage.

"Kisama (You bastard)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

At that time when the Heavenly Fox was suffering from the Fox God, Fox Games 'The Moon' (Il-wol) Team.

They were testing the update materials to be released in a week directly, proceeding with balance adjustment and bug fixes.

But.

"Team Leader, something is strange."

"What?"

"Bugs... there aren't any. Feeling like I'll do overtime but is it just a feeling?"

"Not just a feeling. If you want to go home quickly, look through one more time, one will definitely come out."

"Team Leader!!! Bug again!!!"

"Test server? Or main server?"

"Main server! Not any other kid but Selina damage bug exploded they say? Already strong damage kid but damage goes in double so community is in chaos!"

"You fuck were you watching community instead of doing work?"

"Ah."

"Ah my ass, post notice saying will fix bug quickly. And you, if I catch you doing community stuff during work hours, really die. Understood?"

"Yes!!!"

The employee answered with a voice full of spirit and left the seat, and the Team Leader watching that appearance put his hand on his forehead with a face looking 10 years older.

"Fuck, want to resign."

Hard.

So hard feel like dying because too much work, but always gives more reward than that so can't resign.

Damn CEO, looks like a hopeless otaku but knows how to work people too well?

Team Leader, who poured curses on the snake-like CEO in his head, stood up from the seat to cool his head briefly, and picked a drink from the vending machine and drank gulping.

"Phew... Fucked up, really."

Team Leader laughing hollowly drinking the beverage with pine tree drawing as if attained nirvana.

As if thinking of something, he entered the community site, and started checking posts with high recommendations one by one.

"Public opinion on internet broadcast matter definitely calmed down. As expected, is it thanks to that lewd pic uploaded yesterday?"

Team Leader muttering to himself recalled the lewd pic of the character 'Alice' uploaded yesterday, and sensing his object rising firmly before he knew it, nodded quietly.

Certainly was fucking hot. Although there was slight breast manipulation (making bigger), and unfamiliar fluffy ears and luscious tail attached, it was enough to be responsible for yesterday.

Rather arousing because beastkin-ized? Might be.

Arrogant mage character becoming a beastkin, wearing a collar and handcuffs in a vulgar posture, how can that not be arousing.

Team Leader, who drew a manga in his head with content of 'Alice' falling (corrupted), felt his head clearing gradually and opened his mouth.

"Isn't corruption (fall) the truly arousing material? Haven't seen arousal surpassing a pure magical girl, or a faithful nun or shrine maiden who dedicated everything to god falling yet."

As he poured out desire piled up in his heart, soon a crunching sound was heard from behind the Team Leader, and a subordinate holding snacks spoke to the Team Leader.

"Corruption is a bit arousing indeed. If defeat/fall isn't arousing, is that a man? But Team Leader? There is a tag more arousing than corruption."

Team Leader didn't like the subordinate appearing suddenly and talking back, but at the words there is a tag more arousing than 'corruption', he listened to the subordinate's words.

"Tag more arousing than corruption? What is it?"

"If you buy me a drink, I will tell. I trust Team Leader's sense."

He grinned and demanded a drink from the Team Leader, and at this, the Team Leader picked 'Snow Pine' (Nun-ui-sol - Pine bud drink) without hesitation and handed it to him.

"Here, Snow Pine. If you drink this, stomach feels refreshed and brain feels clean. Perfect for overtime?"

"No, asked to pick a drink but if you pick trash..."

"What? Trash? According to you bastard, I'm a human eating only trash three meals a day?"

"Drinking this three times a day? Team Leader, is your sense of taste okay?"

At the question asking seriously, the Team Leader laughed hollowly, and soon nodding, ordered to say that super hot tag quickly.

"Told you to say what that super hot tag is? If I can admit it, I'll admit Snow Pine is a trash drink. But if not arousing."

Team Leader grabbed the subordinate's hem carefully and whispered small.

"You, know that you can't leave work until I leave work today."

His boss who works 4 times, 5 times more than others.

Looking at the Team Leader rumored to leave work at 1 AM, 2 AM, the subordinate swallowed saliva and said.

"That tag is exactly..."

"Exactly?"

"Exactly....."

"Exactly?"

"Will tell you next time, sorry, Team Leader!"

"You fucker! Tell me and go!!!"

As soon as the Team Leader spat out curses, the employee escaped from the break room, and the Team Leader quietly picked up the Snow Pine left alone on the desk.

Gulp gulp.

Kuh -

Team Leader, who finished even another drink placed on the desk like that, spat out a curse at the thought of having to go back to work.

"Will resign immediately after 1st anniversary ends. No matter what happens, will definitely resign, really."

Sighing, he moved his steps towards his own battlefield again.