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{~you cant escape me~}
One night Bruce went out to do his daily job as batman and beat criminals bones into paste and he let them 'get away' he even asked V Jason if they would like to join him V didn't hesitate and said yes same with jason.
And since I wanted to watch but couldn't bring myself to ask I decided to ask V if I could watch through her eyes and join in with her.
She didn't seem to like when I asked her this but she agreed with some bribery of course she wanted bubbles and that's what leads us to now.
V Bruce and Jason enter the room Jason sits on the chair while Bruce Hides in the shadows and V joins Bruce hiding.
I listened to what was going on through the door that led to another room hearing some voices behind the door and Bruce just whispered.
"They are the criminals I tracked down" while Jason seems to laugh quietly behind his red mask as he pulls out the crowbar.
"I can't believe we escaped batman" ooh I see what's going on here
"That was way to close"
"Morons worst henchmen ever"
"Boss please.."
"Joker gets Harley Quinn bane gets weight out men"
"Oh fuck this"
As the henchmen opens the door his eyes widen as his boss goes at him still.
"Yeah that's right walk away while I walk into your house and plou your wife again" the henchmen see's Bruce because of the light from another room.
"Right after I beat Batman's gimp looking ass" the henchmen stays silent with eyes wide still as Bruce puts a finger to his mouth in a shh motion.
"And the only thing worse then fucking batman is red fuckin hood" as the henchmen tilts his head with the wide eyed still with a sad smile as he sees Jason with his crowbar seating on a chair as he turns off the lamp as his figure vanishes.
"Him and his stupid helmet he got his ass kicked by the joker but who the hell cares just walk away!" But just as the henchmen turns his head a bit more he sees V and probably sees her X shape all over her visor with sharp like blade claws as he hears her giggle quietly as he just sadly closes the door with a small smile walking back.
"And the prodigal son returns just as he returns from his Harlet of a wife" as the Hench men has a sad and small like smile still his eyes no longer wide but still shocked.
As the other henchmen ask him his friend something "hey you okay bill?"
"Yeah everythings cool Joey hey boss uh.. I think I saw your phone in their" as bill points back to the same door he so happened to open while V seems to be trying hard not to laugh while staying quiet.
"Dumb piece of- get out of my way let me get my phone" as bill happily opens the door for his boss with a weird smile on his face.
His boss enters as bill closes the door immediately and locks with a silly motion. "Where the hell is this thing where did I put it? Why is it so dark in here?"
As Joey looks at the door for a moment it only takes a moment as Joey hears a deep voice replying to their boss "cause justice is blind!"
As Joey looks completely shocked as bill and Joey can hear their bosses cry's for help from the door.
"So what do you think of my wife Joey?"
"IM GAY!"
After that I couldn't stop laughing while Uzi and J are
confused why I'm laughing so hard back at the manner
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